jean-luc December 29, 2013 Share December 29, 2013 Granted: You don't get internet. I wish everything was free but only for me. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous December 29, 2013 Share December 29, 2013 Granted: You don't get internet. I wish everything was free but only for me. Granted but you have to steal it with Trevor. Naked. I wish jean-luc would give me a blowjob. Not in the gay way, but more like the blowjob way so he can wear clothes. I don't want to see those flabby tits. But if I fondled manboobs that could be mistaken for an elderly woman's breasts, would it be less gay? If so, that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc December 29, 2013 Share December 29, 2013 Granted. You have to go to travel to a random stranger's house. I wish I knew how to make good music. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous December 29, 2013 Share December 29, 2013 Granted. You have to go to travel to a random stranger's house. I wish I knew how to make good music. Granted, but you have to give me your address first~ I wish my ballsack hairs didn't smell as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vidoxi January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 I wish my ballsack hairs didn't smell as funny. Granted, but now they smell so good that you can't walk outside your house without everyone in the vicinity tackling you and holding you down while they take turns huffing the delicious scent of your pubic hairs. I wish Santa Clause was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yori January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 Granted, but Santa hates you and you get no toys ever. I wish I won the lottery... My lip hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 Granted. You get enough money to satisfy you for at least a few months, but the sudden rush of financial success pushes you to spend until you're broke. I wish I could tie an eldredge knot perfectly. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splooshie123 January 12, 2014 Share January 12, 2014 Granted. You don't know how to undo it though, so you spend the rest of your life wearing a tie. I wish to be more creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalin January 21, 2014 Share January 21, 2014 Granted, but your creativity makes your enemies jealous, and the assassinate you I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, cause everybody would love me Chalin System @Chalin#4599 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline January 21, 2014 Share January 21, 2014 Granted. I eat you for breakfast in an attempt to solidify my love for you. I wish I had at least 30 more dollars. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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