Brassow January 28, 2014 Share January 28, 2014 (Oh god that last post.... my sides) Your name becomes Chuck Norris... everyone wants to meet you until they realize you aren't the awesome Chuck Norris. The awesome one also kills you for stealing his name. I wish for you to wish that I make a wish that is this wish. (Top that!) "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline January 28, 2014 Share January 28, 2014 Granted. I wish for your wish to be your wish, but this wastes two wishes. I slap you. I wish my dog would stop licking my face so often. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow January 28, 2014 Share January 28, 2014 Granted. But now the times he DOES lick your face, he has eaten: -Toxic Waste -His own shit -Everything in your garbage and toilet. I wish someone would slap Redline back "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalin February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 Granted. Then Redline slaps you, thus completing the cycle I wish shit isn't so stinky Chalin System @Chalin#4599 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 Granted. It smells so good (to you only) that you roll around in it and everyone thinks you stink. I wish I could have unlimited Mountain Dew Code Red. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalin February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 Granted. You die from caffeine overdose. I wish I were better at Flappy Bird Chalin System @Chalin#4599 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 Granted. You become a bird. I wish all my homework would be done today. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalin February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 Granted. you lose it on your way to school tomorrow I wish my vision were better Chalin System @Chalin#4599 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 Granted. You find my homework, but you see so well that you spend the rest of the time correcting my hasty mistakes. I wish I had the power to read a book by looking at it. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalin February 2, 2014 Share February 2, 2014 Granted. You open up the book and look at it. You have discovered how to read. I wish that /b/ on 4chan wasn't full of shit Chalin System @Chalin#4599 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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