Brassow April 20, 2014 Share April 20, 2014 Granted. You blow lots of money at me and I bribe the police. I wish I owned Microsoft. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian_Rebel April 20, 2014 Share April 20, 2014 Here you go. Now you have non-functional micropenis and you are being screwed by Apple on daily basis (sad, but true). And yeah, everyone hates you now. I wish I could be Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 Granted. I buy your trademark and force you to be a posterboy. I wish I wasn't bored in school right now. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian_Rebel April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 Granted. Now you're bored at home/university/job/etc. I wish the next person was a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 Liar. I am a pathological liar. But that's okay. I wish I knew what to do when I force. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiahdaj April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 Granted. But you get hit by a bus. I wish I wasn't so tired. "If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 Granted. You were on the bus. Blood streaks your window as my broken arm thrashes against the glass, snapping you to focus and forcing you to realize the severity of the situation- you probably should get behind the wheel and drive again. Silly Kiah. I wish I knew how to make more exciting foods. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous April 22, 2014 Share April 22, 2014 Granted. You become a baker. And put a dynamite stick as a candle in each and every cake. I wish I had a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow April 22, 2014 Share April 22, 2014 Granted. You hold a stick of lit dynamite as it explodes. I wish this charter bus had better Wifi "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous April 23, 2014 Share April 23, 2014 Granted, it gives you cancer. I wish I was not a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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