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Granted. Everything you say is now a hard-to-understand riddle in the form of an ominous speech. Conversations go down somewhat like this:

"Hey Kasukage, wanna go to the store?"

"The very essence of my being wishes not for the simple pleasures, yet what shall not be true may indeed convert into something true and powerful. My whims and wishes are not powerful enough to effect the universe."

 

I wish I could have the positive effects of caffiene (being more awake) without the negative effects (addiction, higher blood pressure and resting heart rate, jitteryness).

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Granted. The caffeine keeps you awake. Forever. You soon die due to lack of sleep.

 

I wish for faster download speeds.

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Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

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Granted, your download speed is now 5 exabytes/s (1 billion gigabytes/s). It is suddenly completely saturated by all of the internet suddenly being downloaded to your computer, and then you get arrested for downloading child porn.

 

Also doesn't being dead count as not awake?

 

I wish people's wish granting would make sense.

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Granted. They can now see, hear, feel, smell, and taste.

 

I wish my web server would stop going off.

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. Now the web page starts JERKING off. Have fun with internet semen. Binary code, in white. 1s and 0s all over you.

 

I wish I could win any bet I make.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. Every time you win bet, you explode twice, and lose everything you got from the bet.

 

I wish that everyone would die in a fire.

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted, everyone feels exactly skin cell spontaneously combust, killing part of them but doing no real harm at all. They then lynch you for your attempted arson/murder.

 

I wish I had a fantastic singing voice!

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Granted. The only thing you ever experience in life now is the ending of AA, and you feel the feels all the time. The feels become meaningless after a while, almost annoying. You wish for something else in your life, with that wish being broken, and then you end up giving up everything, by ending your own life.

 

I wish medics had more competence.

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. They now ubercharge you whenever you need it, but right when you're about to push that cart to the end of the track, dozens of spies backstab you and your medic. And then Gabe Newell took all of your money. The End.

 

I wish I could become a top-level player of CS:GO.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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