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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted, you disect live drugged human bodies all day. Terrifying, but fun.

 

I wish I was invincible.


I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. It lasts 5 seconds.

 

I wish there were more good fanfiction.


Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. It's all fanfiction of your least favorite series and fanfiction of every other series on the planet sucks.

 

I wish I was better at art.


"It's all about synthesis, you don't have to be a real musician. You just synthesize your own reality, synthesize your own talents." -Klayton

 

My Three Mind Horses

Haven: Tulpa #1

Created on 10-28-14

Aphelion: Tulpa #2

Created on 2-25-15 

Chimera: Self Proclaimed Thoughtform

Created on: Can't remember. Sometime around Easter of 2017.

 

Warning: I am a huge nerd.

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Granted. You get so good at it that people become jelly and kill you and attempt to eat you to absorb your artistic talent (it doesnt work)

 

I wish I was invincible forever.


I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted, your entire skin becomes adamantium. you will never be able to move again because metal is heavy. but hey, at least you're invincible

 

I wish my Wii U gamepad was charged


i am forever banned from drinking orange juice because my tulpa hates it with a burning passion

 

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edit: ninja'd

 

Granted. It holds a 3 second charge.

 

I wish people didn't steal my wish-breaking opportunities.


Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. Time always stops when you're writing a post. But by moving so fast you shatter the keyboard when time resumes at the time you post.

 

I wish I didn't forget to bring my lunch to school.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. You bring your lunch to school, and all the kids start picking on you, because of the delicious lunch you bring to school, they're all jealous because of how industrial and artificial their own lunch tastes like. Everybody envies you and at first you think it's cool to have developed such popularity, but with time you realize that just like a woman that's after a man's genitalia and funds, people are just after your lunch. As a result of that, the only real friend is your lunchbox and you realize that mankind is merely a mist of hypocrisy. Way to go having an existential crisis due to lunch.

 

I wish the shop over the street would remain open for longer. They make delicious food but we barely catch up to being there because of our heavy sleep lately.

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Granted they stay open at late hours but devolop a randomized sleeping pattern and open the store only when they're awake. 9/10 times you show up, they will be closed. But hey at least you got a 10% chance for a great meal.

 

I wish I wrote notes at 300 words per minute.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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