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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted, but when you were breaking his wish, mutant dandelions broke into your house and ate all of your furniture.

 

I wish for those mutant dandelions to become my new army.


I'm cooler than absolute zero...

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Granted, but they decide to overthrow their leader, forcing you to become a slave to them.

 

I wish X11 would start working on my laptop for once.


Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted, but now no window manager will work. Every application must be run from a tty, and you have to hope each application manages its own window.

 

I wish I could eat as much of any food as I wanted without it being unhealthy.


I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. Any unhealthy food you eat immediately becomes salad as soon as it enters your mouth. And it doesn't even have dressing.

 

I wish these god damn clouds would just go away. They've been here for about three days now.


"Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi

 

Tulpa Name: Ellie

Created: 11/13/13

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Granted, They go away and never come back. When summer comes around, you die of a heat stroke due to lack of shading.

 

I wish my brother would stop spending money on pointless shit.


"It's all about synthesis, you don't have to be a real musician. You just synthesize your own reality, synthesize your own talents." -Klayton

 

My Three Mind Horses

Haven: Tulpa #1

Created on 10-28-14

Aphelion: Tulpa #2

Created on 2-25-15 

Chimera: Self Proclaimed Thoughtform

Created on: Can't remember. Sometime around Easter of 2017.

 

Warning: I am a huge nerd.

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Oooh, I've found one of these on another forum :).

 

Granted, but now he can't STOP using his money on necessities.

 

I wish I had a million dollars...


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, but you must wait in line for the million others who have wished for the same thing.

 

I wish for a 100% chance of raining money


Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. Feminists sue Mother Nature for giving them even more men to deal with. They win the lawsuit and gain control over the weather. Let me clarify that these are Sarkeesian-type feminists. There's absolutely nothing good that can happen as a result of this.

 

I wish I knew who the hell invited Anita to the UN meeting so I can fucking kill them.


"Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi

 

Tulpa Name: Ellie

Created: 11/13/13

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