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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted. All of the world's spiders cum right outside your doorstep, leaving a giant mass of spider-sperm covering your home.

 

I wish I was faster at making the satirical pieces of art I post


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. They turn out to be not satirical at all, but instead, simple pictures of triangles.

 

I wish I was more active or something...


Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. You have just became more "something".

 

I wish a cupcake magically appeared in my hands.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted. Unfortunatelly, the cupcake is taller than mount everest, and the resulting wave of cupcake kills you.

 

 

I wish my house had power.


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Granted. But then the only thing your computer can do is to force you to read my new art thread. Your tv only displays my new art thread. Your MP3 players act as a text to speech, vocalizing my art thread. Your toaster heats your toast into the likeness of my art. No electronic is safe from my art thread. Except maybe a vacuum, Coffee maker, and clock.

 

I wish for all my past memories of the Pokémon series to be erased so I can play through it again with a sense of adventure.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted, but every pokemon game gets destroyed before you can replay it.

 

I wish for a cursed sword.


Tulpa: Alice

Form: Realistic Humanoid/Demonic Creation

She may or may not talk here, depends on her.

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Granted, but every pokemon game gets destroyed before you can replay it.

 

I wish for a cursed sword.

Odd, I was sure someone would mention my pokemon tulpa.

 

Granted. But it curses you, and with every person you kill, it shortens your life by a year.

 

I wish for a bastard gun (from the Metro 2033 series)


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted, but it's super tiny. The bullets tickle.

 

I wish I had all the time in the world to just keep refreshing the forum games.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, but noone will ever post something.

 

I wish for a spaceship.


Tulpa: Alice

Form: Realistic Humanoid/Demonic Creation

She may or may not talk here, depends on her.

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Granted, but there's no fuel.

 

I wish I could travel at 500 times the speed of light.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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