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Granted. I travel so fast I ninja Jean. But you also die from friction.

 

I wish I actually managed to ninja Jean.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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You actually manage to ninja Jean. You ninja Jean so awesomely, you are treated as an actual ninja, the lord of all ninjas in fact. There are ninjas jealous of you. They are coming for you. RUN.

 

I wish everyone could see me.

Eight Entities to a body, like legs of a spider.

Jaden the host, Saiyu, Claus, Apollo, Chrollo, Clay, Miles, and Cooro! What a family. Hot damn.

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Granted, but now they can't take their eyes off you. Even while you sleep....

 

I wish I could stop hugging my host <3

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted! You can stop hugging your host. You can no longer hug your host. You and your host are a pair of magnets cursed so the south poles are constantly facing each other. You shall never touch again. Apollo, that was cruel!!

 

I wish Saiyu would stop getting on my case! >:/ :3

Eight Entities to a body, like legs of a spider.

Jaden the host, Saiyu, Claus, Apollo, Chrollo, Clay, Miles, and Cooro! What a family. Hot damn.

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Granted, Saiyu is teleported to another dimension (wait, does that even make sense?), never to been seen again. Can't get on your case if they're not there!

 

I wish life was easy.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted, Life is not set to Easy Mode! You're now incapable of making mistakes, everyone adores you, and everything is going great... until you die. As you rise up to heaven, an angel stops you and says "I'm sorry, but if you want the whole game's experience, you need to play Normal Mode." And so you're reincarnated to start all over.

 

I wish people were easier to fool.

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Granted, Life is not set to Easy Mode! You're now incapable of making mistakes, everyone adores you, and everything is going great... until you die. As you rise up to heaven, an angel stops you and says "I'm sorry, but if you want the whole game's experience, you need to play Normal Mode." And so you're reincarnated to start all over.

That sounds great... You've failed to break the wish. Does that mean I win?

 

I wish people were easier to fool.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. You're fooled into believing this applies to other people.

 

I wish for less toxicity towards satirical comics.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. It's those chocolate coins surrounded by tin foil. Which has also been exposed to huge amounts of radiation.

 

I wish I had 32 GB of ram in my PC.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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