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Granted. It takes 1 second less than how long it usually takes.

 

I wish I could be more proactive.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, you take 500mg of Adderal and proceed to start solving world hunger and then die from a heart attack during which you very proactively call 911.

 

I wish bloatware didn't exist.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Bloatware is wiped from existence, however major natural catastrophes hit all main hardware manufacturers sky rocketing the price of storage devices to the point where an average consumer may only afford a couple of MB.

 

I wish i didn't have to use a laptop over Christmas.

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Granted. Your laptop breaks, so now you don't have to use it.

 

I wish for a swimming pool full of delicious pasta con spinaci.

 

 

Greets,

AG

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Granted, but you will, from that point onward, fail at everything and anything you do and want in life.

 

I wish for... j-just a single bowl of delicious, non-chlorine-filled pasta con spinaci... :(

 

 

Greets,

AG

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Granted, but the bowl has butter under it so when you take it in your hands you drop it.

 

I wish I was post number #1356 in this thread.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, you can have string :D.

 

I wish I had super regeneration abilities.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted. You turn into a Canadian merc and live the rest of your life miserably; suffering from schizophrenia.

 

I wish to live in the Fallout universe.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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