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Granted. You are now dead.

 

 

People's wishes are so "intriguing" that you end up becoming obssesed over this thread; spending the rest of your life staring at your computer screen and biting your nails, excitedly waiting for another reply to come.

 

Soo..... nothing changed?

 

I wish tulpamancy was easy.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. Tulpamancy is so easy. Is such easy that it seems boring to you, so you stop tulpamancing and Snow and Henry dies, so you suicide.

 

 

I wish tulpa don't die never.

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Granted. You are now dead.

 

 

 

Soo..... nothing changed?

 

I wish tulpamancy was easy.

 

I... Well played, sire.

 

Tulpas don't die, and stay in the body even after biological death. However, since death has its effects on the body, tulpas can't control it efficiently and end up as savages. Mentally unbalanced savages.

 

Congratulations. You just created a ghoul apocalypse.

 

I wish that I could make people feel the same way I do.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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If that was a purposeful double negative:

Granted, everything is the same as always

 

If it was bad grammar:

Granted. Tulpas eek out of their hosts when they die and invade other people's bodies. Eventually there are more tulpas than bodies, (from people who create thousands of tulpas) and chaos ensues. Wars are fought.

 

I wish I could visit ponyville, and still be able to come back to the same moment in time that I left.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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*giggles* Wish granted. However, you lose all memory of what you lived in Ponyville after you come back to the Earth.

 

I wish I didn't Ninja people all the time.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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Granted, you never post in this thread again.

 

I wish I would fucking remember to refresh pages before replying so I don't get ninja'd by a post 4 minutes prior.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. You remember to refresh to page, but forget that you have a life.

 

I wish that I had a singing-voice that was similiar to Jessica Rabbit's.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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Granted. You have the singing voice of Jessica Rabbit, but Disney kill you because you don't pay the copyright.

 

 

I wish to do like other mens...

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