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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted. No one in the government will wear shades ever.

 

I wish for someone to PM me.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted. But the person who PM you is a agent of the government saying that you know too much, and they need to kill you for security.


I wish a llama plush.

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Granted. It gains life and the ability to move itself, and decides to kill its owner for strangling it so often..

 

I wish I was a starfleet officer.


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Granted, but you wake up.

 

I wish I didn't have any work.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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granted, you are now unemployed and have no income your landlord will kick you out in 1 month now.

 

i wish i didn't break my paper shredder.


"October 1st 2014 8:00pm Central time US, unknowing innocent 4channer Mariothefatplumber known now as tulpamancer31 on these lovely  forums, has just stepped into a world of pure imagination and wonder,something that he maybe should have tried to understand a little bit better before jumping headfirst into, mario has crossed over into the tulpamancing zone, better known as section E,Subsection 14, and division 2 and a third, of the Twilight Zone."

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Granted, you retroactively did not break your paper shredder. However, this leaves it free to continue plotting against you and sabotaging your life in secret.

 

I wish for a fluffy tanuki tail.

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Granted, but you are deemed an animal by society's standards, and a zoo buys you and you live the rest of your life entertaining other humans.

 

I wish this game ended.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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granted, but unbeknownst to you and many others this game was the driving force behind keeping the forums alive and pleeb finally pulls the plug.

congratulations you just killed one of the many outlets for tulpamancy.

 

i wish i was motivated to play and finish all 1000 (and probably more)of my video games.


"October 1st 2014 8:00pm Central time US, unknowing innocent 4channer Mariothefatplumber known now as tulpamancer31 on these lovely  forums, has just stepped into a world of pure imagination and wonder,something that he maybe should have tried to understand a little bit better before jumping headfirst into, mario has crossed over into the tulpamancing zone, better known as section E,Subsection 14, and division 2 and a third, of the Twilight Zone."

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Granted. You finally get motivated and play all 1000 of your video games to completion. This takes you the rest of your life, and you die having never accomplished anything else. Everyone you care about leaves you in frustration, and you are remembered for nothing. But at least you completed 1000 video games.

 

I wish I knew sign language.


~ Member of SparrowNR's System ~

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