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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted, but you can't choose the game, and several years of working don't make sense.

 

 

I wish to be SomethingDire for a day.

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Granted. You get to be a freakin' female midget

I'm 1.65, mate. Goddammit.

who does nothing but contemplate over her obsessions and tries to make a living while trying to get a 2-meter-tall man to talk. You find it to be no fun at all.

 

I wish I had a dog.


I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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Granted, the dead rise from the ground and shamble around this place, pestering people with their unrelated forum posts.

 

I wish for a magic staff.

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Granted. You get a magic wand. From Hitachi.

 

I'm disgusting, perverted and just an "eew" person in general. I'm so sorry.

 

I wish for a goldfish.


I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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Oh my god...

 

 

Granted, but the goldfish really is a GOLDfish, so it can't swim, and dies.


I wish a insane killer dragon that eat humans.

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Oh my god...

I'm so sorry! *cries*

 

Granted, but the goldfish really is a GOLDfish, so it can't swim, and dies.


I wish a insane killer dragon that eat humans.

 

Granted, but it eats you first.

 

I wish for a nice watch.


I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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Granted, but people notice the watch and CONSTANTLY ask you for the time.

 

I wish I could still be productive with no need to ever sleep.


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Granted. But, to make up for the lack of sleep, your body picks up the habit of consuming sugar like crazy.

 

I wish I could pull off wearing heels.


I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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