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Granted, Nunon nii los too hevno ahrk hin haal mah se hin arm wah faal watch nau nii.Ok, no.

Granted, but it's too heavy and your hand fell of your arm with the watch on it.

 

I wish to can stop the time.


Because of my dovahlistic sentence i was ninjaed 2 times...

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Granted. However, you cannot resume it. Thanks asshole, you essentially ending our universe.

 

I wish for a functioning DP-28 that cannot jam or fail.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted, but to never jam it takes ammunition that no one makes and you don't have. Can't ever fail if you can't fire it.

 

I wish for the caps lock key to be erradicated from all keyboards manufactured from this day forward.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. INSTEAD I JUST HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON.

 

I wish for a 4gb flash drive with no data stored on it.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. It can never have data on it, ever.

 

I wish to be more active here.

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. INSTEAD I JUST HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON.

 

HOORAY! THAT IS FINE!

 

I wish for a 4gb flash drive with no data stored on it.

 

Granted, however it also includes an inbuilt USB Killer

 

I wish I was always productive.

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Granted. You're always productive. You can't even sleep easily or eat food like a normal being, because you feel the need to do something productive even when you're not supposed to.

 

I wish I were a psychiatrist.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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Granted, but you can't find a job.

 

I wish the forum games wasn't as active.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, you now have a constant stream of energy that is impossible to get rid of. You are extremely irritable, you get 2 hours of sleep every day, you whole body is constantly shaking, aproximately 50% of any food you eat is barfed back out within the hour.

 

I wish there was a magical microphone that only picked up my voice and no other noise.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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