Guest Anonymous

[Game] Break-a-wish

Recommended Posts

(also VGA is video...)

 

That's the intention. I don't want you using your amazing keyboard.

 

Granted, this thread ends.

 

I wish Laika survived her flight in Sputnik 2.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, but she mutates into a furless creature of kajiu level proportions from all the cosmic radiation and destroys human civilization, before melting into a puddle that giant fleas live in and take over Earth.

 

I wish my little brother did not exist.


Tulpa/Servitor: Gwen

Birthday: 6/8/2016 (although she's much older (month's), this was when I first actually talked to her)

Sex/Gender: Female

Form: None (until I come up with one)

Stage of Development: Non-vocal, maybe sapient(?), communicates through head pressure.

 

Sentience: ability to feel and sense.

 

Sapience: ability to think rationally about that feeling and sensing.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, he is stabbed to death and no longer exists.

 

I wish my clothes had an inbuilt waste extraction device.


I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. You now have a probe up your ass which automatically piles shit into a giant diaper.

 

I wish for a T34 tank which is street legal.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. You get into the tank and go around shooting and killing everybody. Finally you become the last person in the world. The loneliness makes you go crazy (Eva's angry with you for having murdered so many people and won't talk to you) and you end up committing suicide.

 

I wish I could speak animal languages and know what my pets feel like saying.


Currently working on Seren, so that she gets to shut me up frequently.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, turns out animals are pretty dumb and just think things like "I want food" and "Grrr". Your mind devolves down to the same level and you become an animal yourself, losing all humanity.

 

I wish I had infinite time to do all the things I wanted to do.


I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, but just like above, you get to watch everyone you care about die over and over again and evolve further into something unrecognizable, while your mind falls apart and you tulpae vanish. Eventually you kill yourself while you still can...

 

I wish I had a pony.


Tulpa/Servitor: Gwen

Birthday: 6/8/2016 (although she's much older (month's), this was when I first actually talked to her)

Sex/Gender: Female

Form: None (until I come up with one)

Stage of Development: Non-vocal, maybe sapient(?), communicates through head pressure.

 

Sentience: ability to feel and sense.

 

Sapience: ability to think rationally about that feeling and sensing.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, but the pony, whilst you ride it, gets spooked and bucks you off a cliff. RIP. <3

 

I wish school ended sooner.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I wish school ended sooner.

 

Granted. The length of a school day is shortened by a nanosecond.

Your school year ends roughly 0.00000003 seconds early.

 

I wish for a cup of lemonade.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.