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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted, everyone dies of laughter the instant they look at you.

 

I wish I never got smelly and didn't need to take showers.


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http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=average+lifetime+of+a+human+%2F+population+of+earth+in+miliseconds+per+person

 

Granted, you cuddle with 5 different people every second for the rest of your life. Everything becomes a blur.

 

This doesn't even factor in new babies that are born.

 

I wish people did the calculations to realize this wish was broken before I even got here.


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Granted. People are funnier, but you become pretty boring.

 

I wish I could have today as much experience as I will in thirty years.


Currently working on Seren, so that she gets to shut me up frequently.

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Granted. However, tomorrow you have no experience. You must relearn how to speak, walk, and operate as a human being.


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I do.

 

I wish i had income but no job


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Granted, you earn one million dollars an hour. However, in a few weeks/months you own all of Earth's economy. Everyone but you starves to death outside, while you and the 16 girls you saved from death-by-poverty form a harem and repopulate the world. a few hundred years later, due to incest and severe genetic mutation, all of your horrible mutant spawn are too weak to actually build farms. Or a shelter. Or move their legs. And so the last survivors of humanity were mauled to death by a mountain lion.

 

I wish for a hat. A brown one. With a belt buckle.

 

So said the mutant spawn


Tulpa/Servitor: Gwen

Birthday: 6/8/2016 (although she's much older (month's), this was when I first actually talked to her)

Sex/Gender: Female

Form: None (until I come up with one)

Stage of Development: Non-vocal, maybe sapient(?), communicates through head pressure.

 

Sentience: ability to feel and sense.

 

Sapience: ability to think rationally about that feeling and sensing.

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