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Granted! But you find that you absolutely hate the feeling of the body's fingers and they uncontrollably wiggle and unnerve not only yourself but everyone around you, unable to pick up or hold anything reliably.

 

I wish I could pick up any instrument and play it decently, still having room to improve if I wanted to to keep it fun.


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Granted, but you're now able to pick up scientific measuring instruments.

 

I wish for immortality.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, but you will still be around once the universe has gone cold in unending pain.

 

I wish I had a dollar.


Doc: Childhood friend turned servitor gone rogue turned host who's bad at feeling emotions.

Meti: Overly lewd Tupper.

CT, who is also called Jeremy: Original personality whose default emotion is anger.

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Granted, you get 100 pennies and they fall from the sky killing you.

 

I wish for a tulpa.

 

It's like I don't even exist


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, but they're a total nymphomaniac and won't stop groping you.

 

I wish for rocking' thighs.


Doc: Childhood friend turned servitor gone rogue turned host who's bad at feeling emotions.

Meti: Overly lewd Tupper.

CT, who is also called Jeremy: Original personality whose default emotion is anger.

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Granted, rocks have been transplanted as part of your body instead of thighs and your mobility drastically decreased.

 

I wish for 20 waifus


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, you get 100 pennies and they fall from the sky killing you.

 

A penny weighs 2.5 grams, so a hundred of them would be 250 grams, or about half a pound. If they fall long enough to be at terminal velocity, they'll spread out so much it's unlikely they'd hit the target. If they were released from right above the head, it'd probably give a bruise if anything.

 

I wish for 20 waifus

 

Granted, you have an undying love for all of them. They do not share the affection, and eventually have to get restraining orders.

 

I wish my brain was better suited for tulpamancy.


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Granted but you forget how to do anything else, including how to breathe.

 

I wish for a harmless, cute puppy.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, but the puppy is so harmless it has no functional immune system.

 

I wish for two dollars.


Doc: Childhood friend turned servitor gone rogue turned host who's bad at feeling emotions.

Meti: Overly lewd Tupper.

CT, who is also called Jeremy: Original personality whose default emotion is anger.

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