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[Game] Break-a-wish

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That is actively happening right now, it'll fuck with our food supply eventually because bees are *incredibly important* as it turns out, and we're all going to die. I didn't even need to break that wish, it broke itself.

 

I wish I could just... opt out of time as a concept for a while and take a nice, long vacation without any time actually passing.

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Granted, you have a huge laser cannon that will destroy all viruses, bacteria, and pretty much any other matter in its path.

 

I wish to get through the alphabet without anyone posting a pony image.


Yo, my name is Sean and I'm the host of 2 tulpas: Sente and Mae. You'll know when they're talking because Sente talks in yellow text and Mae talks in blue text.

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Granted, but in doing so, everyone speaks in such a verbose, wordy, and in-concise manner that understanding the message being conveyed becomes tedious, draining, and somewhat of a hassle. To reiterate: the manner in which posts are now conducted is one in which their posts are space-consuming, repetitive, and not at all to the point.

 

My wish, the desire which I shall now speak forth with the intention that it will be granted (though likely twisted in such a manner that there are unintended negative repercussions, as per the parameters of the game) is that the person granting this wish receives $1,000,000. I defy you to corrupt a wish when you are the recipient of the splendor. My post is henceforth concluded, terminated, finished.


Yo, my name is Sean and I'm the host of 2 tulpas: Sente and Mae. You'll know when they're talking because Sente talks in yellow text and Mae talks in blue text.

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Granted, but I have to pay taxes on it, and it screws up my health insurance marketplace eligibility for next year. (Wait, that's probably what would actually happen...)

 

I wish to not have hair on my body, except on the non-face part of my head and optionally "bikini area".


Maggie David (she or they, birthday June 4)

 

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Granted, but your hair grows so fast that every morning, you wake up almost suffocated in it.

 

I wish that I was able to motivate myself to do anything!

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Granted, but you only find your motivation while cross-dressing.

 

I wish I could easily find friends my age without getting my host in trouble.


Devin (he, birthday February 3)

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