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Wait, what? That sounds like a bad thing.

 

So, uh, granted: The judge and jury judge your insanity plea to be invalid and you are sentenced to life in prison.

 

I wish self-driving cars would hurry up and arrive, be available and safer than human drivers.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted, however the AI used to create them is also used to create skynet and all of humanity is destroyed

 

I wish people wouldn't judge me when I told them I have a tulpa (this is what I meant to say last time it was just a typo

I have a tulpa named Miela who I love very much.

 

 
"People put quotes in their signatures, right?"

-Me

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They don't judge you, because they died on the spot.

 

I wish I had a lightning rod on my apartment which attracted all the lightning as a source of green energy.

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Granted. You get a lightning strike, which charges your revolutionary energy capture and storage system, and everything in your apartment is powered for weeks. Then a squirrel gets into it, discharges your power reserves, and starts a fire that burns your home down.

Maggie David (she or they, birthday June 4)

 

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You are supposed to make a wish too

 

No you don't have to. It makes the chain flow a little better but who cares.

 

I wish I could come up with an interesting wish. I guess I wish to be more creative on the spot?

I actually use this as a form now, but it's not my main one. I'm still not a hippo, neither is Ranger.

I used to speak in pink and Ranger used to speak in blue (if it's unmarked and colored assume it's Ranger). He loves to chat.

 

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You become more creative, but despite being interesting, all of your ideas are terrible and almost always lead to a catastrophic failure. You become world famous for your ability to screw everything up, and the nations of the world shuttle you back and forth in a massive passive aggressive argument over who has to deal with you. In the end, you are deported to Argentina.

 

I wish all service businesses were open after 5pm so that everyone working 9 to 5 could go to them after getting off of work.

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You won't never ever find youself involved in drama again, because you died.

 

I wish summer was two months longer.

Miri: original one and now co-hosting.

Miichu: main fronter at the moment.

 

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