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Summer lasts until november, but christmas is cancelled permanently, and all the children of the world blame you.  Also uncontrolled global warming, causes global devistation.

 

I wish for all my stress to evaporate.

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You kiss goobye to stress forever, but everyone else gets it 24/7, you're considered an aberration because you don't suffer from it, eventually they start experimenting on you till you can't handle it anymore.

 

Wish my bird could talk like a human and keep rational conversations with me

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Your bird becomes an elequent linguist, but unfriends you on facebook.

 

I wish for a mcwrap.

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You get a McWrap, but you're now in another country.

 

I wish for my tulpas to be able to materialize in the real world as flesh-and-bones humans whenever they want.

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Your tulpae enter the mortal sphere, all get inoperable astrocytoma.

 

I wish for 3 wishes

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You can fly, but no one told you, if you fly too close to the sun your wings melt. You plummet uncontrolled to your earthly demise.

 

I wish for less social awkwardness, for everyone.

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You can fly, but now you look ugly as shit because your body was modified to make flight suitable. You're now so gross-looking that people kill you because they mistake you for a monster.

 

I wish to be a god able to make all my wishes become true whenever I want.

 

Edit: dammit Bear.

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I use the power of simultaeous posting, it is super effective.

 

You become a god, everyone worships you, but they eventually become resentfull and begin to sacrifice themselves to bring apun your destruction.  Even if you wish for more friends, the cycle repeats.  Forever alone.

 

I wish for forests to grow in all the deserts of earth.

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The forests grow in the desert, however such a dramatic change in the environment has detriments to the earth as a whole and global warming goes up by 50% and the animals and bugs that used to live in the deserts are now dying due to the change.

 

My wish is for Cartoon Network to stop playing Teen Titans Go and cancel it already.

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