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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Bleep is no longer creepy; as a result, it's harder for people to figure out he's a psychopath. His kill count increases exponentially

 

I wish I knew how to cast protection from sheep... it's like, a third level spell or something


I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia

 

[Our PR] [Break dem Rules]

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You gain level three, but you're in the wrong class to pick that spell.

 

[Dashie] Oops. Gotta min max that s...

 

I wish my feet weren't so bleeping long I just stubbed my toe again and split the nail.

 

[Dashie] I wish my host would wear shoes instead of flip flops.

 

I wish I didn't only own black socks then...

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I'm going to break this down one wish at a time.

 

I wish my feet weren't so bleeping long I just stubbed my toe again and split the nail.

 

Wish granted, but now your feet are so ridiculously small that you need special shoes and a cane in order to walk.

 

I wish my host would wear shoes instead of flip flops.

 

Wish granted, the special shoes he needs are really expensive and they are not super comfortable either. As a bonus, there are no other shoes that will fit him.

 

I wish I didn't only own black socks then...

 

Wish granted, you have to wear special socks or you will slip and hurt yourself. You can't wear those black socks anymore.

 

So basically, three birds with one stone. I wish I could make a genie joke where 3 wishes and the genie comes out, but I ruined that by making the consequence of the first wish also be the consequence of the other two wishes...


I'm Ranger, Gray's/Cat_ShadowGriffin's tulpa, and I love hippos! I also like cake and chatting about stuff.

My other headmates have their own account now.

Temporary Log | Switching LogcBox | Yay!

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Your transmission was abruptly ended. Congratulations! Nothing else happens. Ever. For eternity. Except you get a chocolate chip cookie.

 

I wish that I would not do such rhymes,

Soon some may treat me as if I’ve committed crimes.


Someone System: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

 

[PR] [Chat] [Ask Someone] [Don’t Release the Manatee]

 

“We need MOAR FLUFFY TOASTERS!!!” - Torea

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