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Only the happiest wish, now puppies and kittens smell like cinnamon toast. As a result the great puppy/kitty run of 2020 was initiated, and a year later shelters are overflowing with less desirable adult versions of said species. *wa-wa-wa-waaaaaaaaa....*

 

I wish that adult pets also smell really good, even when they're dirty. (This won't end well.)

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Chocolate dipped adult pets coming right up!

 

I wish dogs weren't allergic to chocolate


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They're not technically allergies, it's just poisonous to them because they can't digest theobromine very well. I believe it's more of a poison, but you didn't wish they wouldn't be poisoned by it, so, they will still die needlessly.

 

I wish chocolate dipping adult pets wasn't a thing anyone ever mentioned.

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Matsuri splits into two people, so now it's a thing anytwo mentioned

 

....what?

 

I wish that I lived in a mansion and had servants or something


I live in a castle and have two tulpas, Kanade-chan and Uncannyfellow

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[R] You live in a mansion and you have servants. Problem is, our system owns the mansion, your servants are two rats in the corner of your cell, and you’re in our dungeon!

 

I wish I could get a free mansion that isn’t in poor condition.


Someone System: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

 

[PR] [Chat] [Ask Someone] [Don’t Release the Manatee]

 

“We need MOAR FLUFFY TOASTERS!!!” - Torea

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It's free because it's haunted. The ghost that haunts it constantly keeps you up at night and tempts you with video games whenever you try to be productive. Also, it prevents you from signing a lease or a mortgage anywhere else

 

I wish Rouge could sleep through the racket


I live in a castle and have two tulpas, Kanade-chan and Uncannyfellow

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[R] I can, but it’s because all of the noise is transferred into our soundproof dungeon, where you’re still trapped. No noise for me, but good luck getting to sleep.

 

I wish people would play the games that I make.


Someone System: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

 

[PR] [Chat] [Ask Someone] [Don’t Release the Manatee]

 

“We need MOAR FLUFFY TOASTERS!!!” - Torea

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