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Granted. Chuck Norris works for noone. he kills you

 

{I wish my host wouldn't fall asleep during forcing}


Chalin System

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Granted. You decide to do nothing except force and you die of starvation.

 

I wish I owned a Jeagar from Pacific Rim


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. It's small and hello kitty themed.

 

I wish there was more Toon Link merchandise.


★Nexus ♂

Age: 12 /

Form: Dark Toon Link

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Granted. Wind Waker becomes the de facto game for merchandising, and the Zelda series as a whole pushes towards cel-shaded futures. After a heavy period of sponsorships and crossovers, Link has become the most kawaii thing to ever set foot in a game, and the series crashes after the announcement for the next game details the story of Little Link and his balloon sword attacking Ganondaddy to go on an adventure (playdate) with his friend, Zelda. Hilarity ensues, and the fanboys drop it like it's hot....as in it hits the floor and they run, screaming and nursing burns.

 

I wish I knew how to quit youuuu

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Granted. You decided to fill the hole in your soul by smokin weed everyday. "Smoke smoke weed smoke smoke weed everyday!"

 

I wish the Jeagar I own was life sized.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. Now the kaiju are twice as big and are attacking your neighborhood.

 

I wish Nepeta wasn't dead (or undead)


★Nexus ♂

Age: 12 /

Form: Dark Toon Link

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Granted. She comes back to life and commits suicide.

 

I wish the kaiju were gone.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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(Nepeta did kind of come back from the dead and commit suicide... ::()

Granted, but now we're overrun with sentient jager suits.

 

 

I wish the phone would stop ringing....


“Life was a wheel, its only job was to turn, and it always came back to where it started.” - Stephen King

 

“No great thing is created suddenly.” -Stephen King

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