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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted. You blow lots of money at me and I bribe the police.

 

I wish I owned Microsoft.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Here you go. Now you have non-functional micropenis and you are being screwed by Apple on daily basis (sad, but true). And yeah, everyone hates you now.

 

I wish I could be Superman.

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Granted. I buy your trademark and force you to be a posterboy.

 

I wish I wasn't bored in school right now.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted.

But you get hit by a bus.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.


"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

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Granted. You were on the bus.

Blood streaks your window as my broken arm thrashes against the glass, snapping you to focus and forcing you to realize the severity of the situation- you probably should get behind the wheel and drive again. Silly Kiah.

 

I wish I knew how to make more exciting foods.

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Granted. You become a baker.

And put a dynamite stick as a candle in each and every cake.

 

I wish I had a stick.

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Granted. You hold a stick of lit dynamite as it explodes.

 

I wish this charter bus had better Wifi


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted, it gives you cancer.

 

I wish I was not a banana.

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