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[Game] Break-a-wish

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Granted, it fires in front, killing the person in front of you. Always.

 

I wish my wishes werent so wishy-washy *badum-tsh*


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Granted. Your wishes are now tough and even begin to bully you.

 

I wish that we didn't have to go to school.


"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. You spend your days plowing fields.

 

I wish I could go camping with a couple of friends.

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Granted. Your dog says many hateful things.

 

I wish reality were more like a dream.


"Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi

 

Tulpa Name: Ellie

Created: 11/13/13

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Granted. Your wishes turn nice and give you things you didn't know you needed immediately before the moment, leading to hilarious hijinks as you struggle to figure out why it is you return home to a jar of pickles and a female panda in love with you.

 

I wish I could breathe fire.

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Granted. The fire scorches your esophagus and mouth every time you use it.

 

I wish the next Game of Thrones book was out.

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