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Granted. Your wishes always involve you dying as well.

 

I wish for 7 waffles.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. They literally taste like shit and you are forced to eat them. You puke afterward.

 

I wish for world peace.

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Granted. Everyone died, so peace was brought.

 

I wish I didn't suck at C++

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Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

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Granted. You can fly to the extent of 1 inch off the ground.

 

I wish for an exo-suit

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted, but it fails catastrophically and slowly crushes you into a tiny square of humanmeats and metal shards.

 

I wish for every person alive to die instantly and simultaneously

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