TheSanctuary December 17, 2014 Share December 17, 2014 You are now able to focus with such clarity you will only ever focus on one thing ever again for it's clarity and wonder are all you need. I wish I was able to punch people over tcp:ip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaosukage December 17, 2014 Share December 17, 2014 Granted, but doing so opens a portal allowing them to punch back. I wish it would snow where I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc December 17, 2014 Share December 17, 2014 Granted. There's so much snow your roof caves in. I wish I could think of better wishes. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow December 17, 2014 Share December 17, 2014 Granted. Your wishes always involve you dying as well. I wish for 7 waffles. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc December 17, 2014 Share December 17, 2014 Granted. They literally taste like shit and you are forced to eat them. You puke afterward. I wish for world peace. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin December 18, 2014 Share December 18, 2014 Granted. Everyone died, so peace was brought. I wish I didn't suck at C++ Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSanctuary December 18, 2014 Share December 18, 2014 Granted. You are now excellent at C++ but any program you use crashes when compiling. I wish I was able to fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow December 19, 2014 Share December 19, 2014 Granted. You can fly to the extent of 1 inch off the ground. I wish for an exo-suit "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqn627 December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 Granted, but it fails catastrophically and slowly crushes you into a tiny square of humanmeats and metal shards. I wish for every person alive to die instantly and simultaneously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigtiggotigs December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 Wish granted. However, in 10 seconds everyone will respawn. I wish be able to eat an infinite amount of food and never get full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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