Muffin April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted. You're lactose intolerant. I wish for cute kittens Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
[Insert_Name_Here] April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted. The cute kittens hate you though and scratch the shit out o your face and leave cat shit all over your bed and furniture, even though they were already trained to use the litter box. I wish for the wish of wishes. Link to post Share on other sites
Muffin April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted. The wish of wishes gets broken. I wish I didn't post here every other post Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
Actinium April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted, now you post here every post and start replying to yourself over and over again and nobody else ever gets a chance to reply anymore. I wish for a duck. "It's all about synthesis, you don't have to be a real musician. You just synthesize your own reality, synthesize your own talents." -Klayton My Three Mind Horses Haven: Tulpa #1 Created on 10-28-14 Aphelion: Tulpa #2 Created on 2-25-15 Chimera: Self Proclaimed Thoughtform Created on: Can't remember. Sometime around Easter of 2017. Warning: I am a huge nerd. Link to post Share on other sites
conflictedebola April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted, the duck is an asshole. You'll never be able to eat bread products again. Also, good luck weaving through your house like a minefield while trying not to step on duck poop. I wish my spider would eAT HER CRICKETS instead of letting them all die before she decides she's hungry again. If I could, begin to be, Half of what you think of me, I could do about anything, I could even learn how to love directed at Howl directed from Howl Link to post Share on other sites
[Insert_Name_Here] April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted. Your spider is now always hungry and unable to be satisfied, and so eats the crickets right as they are given. However, you are unable to give her an infinite amount of crickets every single second of the day, and her severe starvation causes her to begin to eat her way out of the cage, and when she escapes she begins to devour you and all your family, and when that's done and she still has not had enough, she begins eating all your neighbors and every creature around her, in order to attempt to satisfy an unsatisfiable hunger. She becomes known as The Great Hungry Terror!!! You're probably wonder how this is possible? You don't know it yet, but she is actually genetically mutated to be super fast and to produce a poison that neutralizes the nervous system except for the brain and spinal cord, and it can be shot from her mouth and absorbed by the skin. She just never had to use it, until now... I wish for simply a good long life. Link to post Share on other sites
etherealcabbage April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted, "life" is the latest slang for penis. Ugh, my life is so hard. I wish I had a job that didn't make me want to break my leg getting ready for work. Me speaking to Ran is blue Ran speaking to me is mahogany Link to post Share on other sites
[Insert_Name_Here] April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted. Now you have a job that MAKES you break your leg getting ready or work. Using etherealcabbage's meaning for the word life, I wish for my life to grow to 12 inches. Link to post Share on other sites
etherealcabbage April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted, it grows 12 inches wide. Congratulations, you now have the world's thickest life. I wish I didn't just realize Pibb Xtra is spicy cherry flavored. Me speaking to Ran is blue Ran speaking to me is mahogany Link to post Share on other sites
jean-luc April 24, 2015 Share April 24, 2015 Granted. You realized 5 seconds before now (or whenever you posted that). I wish for a large but non-infinite amount of money that does not significantly affect the economy of the world no matter how I spend it and is in US dollars and does not get stolen and is spendable everywhere. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to post Share on other sites
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