SomethingDire May 18, 2016 Share May 18, 2016 Jeee!! Will you bring it? Will you? Please bring it! Pretty please, with sugar and cherries on top! I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 Let's not be too hasty. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joss May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 My bags of money are contingent on you being evil. You know this. ~ Member of SparrowNR's System ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 ...Kay! But will you give me? Will you?! Do we have a deal?!? Is it a promise?! I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joss May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 Let's make sure we understand the terms of the contract, then. I am paying you to act as an agent of evil until the point of your sudden but inevitable betrayal. ~ Member of SparrowNR's System ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 Mmmmmm-hmmmmm! Sure! BUT WAIT! What happens if I don't betray you? No one's offered me more than what you're paying, and it doesn't seem like that will change. If I don't betray you, would you keep paying me?? I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joss May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 Not flip allegiances? You? I don't know that I'd believe that a possibility. But yes, that would be the nature of the contract: payment contingent on you being evil. Go good, and that breaks it. ~ Member of SparrowNR's System ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 Not flip allegiances? You? I don't know that I'd believe that a possibility. Ohohohoho, see, I'm doing what I do best, I'm changing what I do depending on my circumstances. I'm observing and picking what'd be best for me. See, you can think of it as something that comes with being truly chaotic-- even being completely chaotic implies a routine that keeps repeating itself. Maybe I don't want that anymore, hmm? But yes, that would be the nature of the contract: payment contingent on you being evil. Go good, and that breaks it. Always loved a good business contract! Great! Know that I'll be expecting my money, though. And with that, you can count me on your side! I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joss May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 Pleasure doing business with you. *Tosses bag of money at Something Dire* ~ Member of SparrowNR's System ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire May 19, 2016 Share May 19, 2016 YAAAAAY! *catches bag* Tossing, though? What happened to being a gentleman? Whatever. Here, as promised! I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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