SomethingDire September 3, 2016 Share September 3, 2016 Linkzelda's the winner Linkzelda's the winner Linkzelda's won this thread Linkzelda's our king He's our king Kings need sacrifices Sacrifices who waNTS TO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES FOR THE KING?! WHO'LL HAVE THE HONOR OF DYING FOR OUR ONE AND ONLY SUCCESSOR?! I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous September 3, 2016 Share September 3, 2016 OH can I volunteer and be one of those sexy sacrifices on like an altar and stuff? That is so kinky sexy. Who's the priest with the dagger? Everyone gets robes and gets to chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire September 3, 2016 Share September 3, 2016 thiS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosun September 3, 2016 Share September 3, 2016 Or like we could make a counter-cult that believes in some other power, like Boris. You know what, let's all say Boris wins this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire September 3, 2016 Share September 3, 2016 No. I want sexy, kinky altar sacrifices with pretty bound g-- I mean what? Just no. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosun September 4, 2016 Share September 4, 2016 Or yes! In our new cult we can have whatever we wanted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vos September 4, 2016 Share September 4, 2016 L̩̞̼͕͎̲̮in͏͍̥̗̮k̩͕z̵̩̱̤̲͚͓ͅe̪̦̦̮l̗da҉'̟͖̻͉̹͈̲s̳͙͖̫̱̻͖ ̮̟̱͓͔ͅt̹̣̗̥́h͚̳̭͓̩͚̱é̟ͅ ̳̱ẉ͖̼̝̜̱í̙̣͙n̜̭̮̱̼̰͇n͏̦̺̯̬̖e̼r̰͚̺̟̣͙̤ ̘̫͙̯͓̠L̴̯̥͔͎̯̼i̲̹n̢ͅk̺̮̳̣z̩͈̀e̥̞͔͕͠ld̶̩̟a̴'̶̻͔̩̤͍s̷̮̲̭ ̢̩͕̤̼̲̳̻t̟̰̜͇͍̮͚h̛e̳͔̱͇͍ͅ ̟̭̠̫w̤̹̥̜͎̮̺i̘͠nn̶̖̖͖͓̯͓e̺̙̙̳͇r̳͓̹̫ ̗͈̗͖́L̠̥̯͢i̞͕̥̩nk̫̹̭̭̤z҉̰͈̹͕̼e͇̙̳̥̠̳l̩̩̳͎̞̝ḍ̷͔ḁ̣̯͕̯̬̥'̹̻s̛ ͓̙̩̗̯̤ẉ̛̱̥̫͖͍̣ơ͈̭͇̹̲n̘̣͔̠ ̯̙̠̥̥͙͉t͔̱̤̼̥ẖ̫͖i҉̬͙s̡ ͉̭t̶̪h͓̱r̜̣͜ͅe͙̻̰͓͚̲a̙̯͉ḓ̠͚͔ͅ L҉̼̜̣in̠kz͈̻͟e̮l̴͍͔d͎̰̞͎̭a̭'͚̳̙̖͕s̮̳͍̤̝ ̣̩̠̗̳͠ͅo͡ư̱͍̹͎͎͈̩r͇͉ ̹̼̩͜k̮̭̬͔͔ḭ̟͙̪̱͝n̢͎̲̻g̱̪̳̯̝ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosun September 4, 2016 Share September 4, 2016 Yes, even static over our cultish chanting. We can have that too. You know what else we can have? Poetry! Or maybe not, you know what, probably not this group of cultists. Anyway, sure, cults, words, bleh, yay, WINNING, stuff and things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc September 4, 2016 Share September 4, 2016 OH can I volunteer and be one of those sexy sacrifices on like an altar and stuff? That is so kinky sexy. Who's the priest with the dagger? Everyone gets robes and gets to chant. What, is diing your kink? Fuck y'all, 37-individual-award-winner Captain Jean-luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise from the United Federation of Planets is THE WINNER I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glint4 September 4, 2016 Share September 4, 2016 Congrats, captain! Now can we close this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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