tulpamancer31 March 6, 2016 Share March 6, 2016 I'm so tough I dropped a penny down the empire state building dived down to the ground blindfolded and caught it in between my pinkies. "October 1st 2014 8:00pm Central time US, unknowing innocent 4channer Mariothefatplumber known now as tulpamancer31 on these lovely forums, has just stepped into a world of pure imagination and wonder,something that he maybe should have tried to understand a little bit better before jumping headfirst into, mario has crossed over into the tulpamancing zone, better known as section E,Subsection 14, and division 2 and a third, of the Twilight Zone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc March 6, 2016 Share March 6, 2016 I'm so tough I once used my jacket to strangle three hyenas that were attacking me, then tied all their corpses together and used the hyena corpse chain to strangle a giant that tried to eat me. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire March 6, 2016 Share March 6, 2016 I'm so tough that I cracked a Nokia 3310 with my bare hands. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 I'm so tough that I rub my armpits on other people to make them smell better. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 I'm so tough that I choke other people to help them breathe better. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 I'm so tough I once squeezed a hard drive and made it into a microSD card. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 I'm so tough that I can make rock-juice out of rocks. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 I'm so tough I can rip my own body in half. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 I'm so tough that when I rip my body in half, it grows back in a matter of minutes. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 I'm so tough I can withstand a nuclear bomb to the face. Also which half grows back? I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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