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I'm so tough I dropped a penny down the empire state building dived down to the ground blindfolded and caught it in between my pinkies.

"October 1st 2014 8:00pm Central time US, unknowing innocent 4channer Mariothefatplumber known now as tulpamancer31 on these lovely  forums, has just stepped into a world of pure imagination and wonder,something that he maybe should have tried to understand a little bit better before jumping headfirst into, mario has crossed over into the tulpamancing zone, better known as section E,Subsection 14, and division 2 and a third, of the Twilight Zone."

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I'm so tough I once used my jacket to strangle three hyenas that were attacking me, then tied all their corpses together and used the hyena corpse chain to strangle a giant that tried to eat me.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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I'm so tough that I rub my armpits on other people to make them smell better.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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I'm so tough I once squeezed a hard drive and made it into a microSD card.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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I'm so tough I can withstand a nuclear bomb to the face.

 

Also which half grows back?

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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