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I'm so tough I put sticker burrs onto my penis. And then I masturbate.

"Stress makes you bald, but it’s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there’s nothing you can do." - Gintoki

 

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Tulpa: Hanako

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OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!

 

I'm so tough I play medic in TF2

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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"Ribs grow back! ....no they don't" TF2 Medic quote.

 

Im so tough that my eyes didn't even cloud up at the end of Toy Story 3

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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that isn't tough, that's just heartless

 

im so tough, my abs can be used as a corkboard

i am forever banned from drinking orange juice because my tulpa hates it with a burning passion

 

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Sure, but can your biceps be used as a hot wheels track?

 

Plot twist: I'm so tough, I cry in public

"Stress makes you bald, but it’s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there’s nothing you can do." - Gintoki

 

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Why would you wear a titanium cup in public? Also your name is very rude... хорошо

 

I'm so tough, I didn't use any translators to type "good" in Russian

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Why would you wear a titanium cup in public? Also your name is very rude... хорошо

 

I'm so tough, I didn't use any translators to type "good" in Russian

 

Clearly someone is lacking culture in the British humor department.

"The Question is not who is going to let me, its who is going to stop me"~ Ayn Rand

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