ZSchaller October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 (edited) --- Edited October 10, 2020 by RailOfFire ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow October 31, 2014 Author Share October 31, 2014 I pledge allegiance to a piece of cloth, that represents a country (Made in China). And to the government system, that doesn't stand very well, one nation under *forced religion* indivisible, with *insert bullshit here* for all. The harsh truth of the Pledge of Allegiance "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 Funny how they make you say the pledge of alligence before you know what it means. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rævn October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 I'm so american I actually kind of take offense to that slightly. I guess that happens when you're raised by a WWII veteran and will probably go into the military myself. Can't argue with the pledge being artificial, or with the nation generall sucking right now, but I was raised to believe in what he country is supposed to stand for instea of what it now does "Stress makes you bald, but it’s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there’s nothing you can do." - Gintoki ~~~~~~ Tulpa: Hanako Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow October 31, 2014 Author Share October 31, 2014 The pledge parody wasn't meant to offend anyone, I feel it simply points out the flaws. Like seriously, not even Russia pledges their life away to a flag. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinemaphobe November 1, 2014 Share November 1, 2014 I'm so damn 'Murican that 'stead 'uh usin toilet paper to wipe muh ass, I use da flags of other countries! MURICA! "Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative." Yumi + Cinema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow November 2, 2014 Author Share November 2, 2014 /\ That was... beautiful... I'm so Murican that I devoted my life to preparing for the apocalypse that will happen after I die. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurryBlueNaki November 2, 2014 Share November 2, 2014 I couldn't resist. I failed you, master. Chance, an anthro husky, wolf or fox. Birthdate September 20, 2014. Sentient October 1, 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josie May 1, 2019 Share May 1, 2019 I'm so 'Murican that I prefer Japan over America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted System May 1, 2019 Share May 1, 2019 I’m so ‘Murican that I’ve seen kangaroos and emus before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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