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I like to think my question wasn't the cause of it. I don't think a week is dead, though. Also, if anyone is gonna answer my question and keep this thread alive, mind doing it with this one? :3

 

Hack into the government mainframe without them realizing with a stick, a piece of cardboard, an android phone, a code breaker, some earbuds, and a cute plushie toy.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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I use my android phone to make a non-binary post on tumblr. This makes my phone really edgy, which I tie to the stick with the earbud. I now have a hatchet. I use my code breaker to steal the secret messages giving the location of government database servers. When I arrive I bribe my way in using the plush toy, and proceed to hack away at the mainframe with my hatchet. Didn't expect me to use a homophobe there, did you?

 

With a box of Nerds (the willy wonka candy), a failed math exam, a plastic tooth retainer, and an XL sweater, figure out how to fight an Iron Man suit toe-to-toe.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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First, I take the sweater and put it on. I'm cold. Next, I take out my retainer and start eating the Nerds while I take a math exam. The sugar prevenets me from concentrating, so I fail it. The Iron Man suit has nobody in it, therefore it cannot move, so I win by default.

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First, I take the sweater and put it on. I'm cold. Next, I take out my retainer and start eating the Nerds while I take a math exam. The sugar prevenets me from concentrating, so I fail it. The Iron Man suit has nobody in it, therefore it cannot move, so I win by default.

 

You forgot to keep going with a solve-this-problem of yer own. :P

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First, I take the sweater and put it on. I'm cold. Next, I take out my retainer and start eating the Nerds while I take a math exam. The sugar prevenets me from concentrating, so I fail it. The Iron Man suit has nobody in it, therefore it cannot move, so I win by default.

 

Iron Man suits can be automated, as shown in Iron Man 3 and Age of Ultron.

Didn't think of that did you? You also forgot to make a problem to solve, so I'll ask mine again.

 

With a box of Nerds (the willy wonka candy), a failed math exam, a plastic tooth retainer, and an XL sweater, figure out how to fight an Iron Man suit toe-to-toe.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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I fold the paper into a paper airplane and have it hit his foot to papercut it and swirl back to papercut the other. Now he can't use his rocket boots and continues by running at me. I spill the nerds on the ground to make him trip and fall, damaging the suit and to make sure it doesn't do any emergency stuff to retaliate, I tie it up with the XL sweater. Using the paper airplane and plastic retainer, I rub them against the ground to create a fire and burn the Iron Man suit.

 

With a piece of paper, a small chameleon (size of the palm of your hand), a coat, an oompa loompa, and an airhead candy, find out how to sneak past a teacher into a classroom where an exam is being held to give someone in there the answer sheet.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Eat the chameleon to gain its powers, blend into the background. Hold the paper close to the floor so it doesn't get seen. I don't need any of the other materials.

 

With a cardboard box, soda, and the brain of Albert Einstein, make a convincing rendition of the super mario theme.

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Albert Einstein's brain's surface is formed perfectly for my plan; I put it on a string, so that it hangs above the cardboard box.

Then I slowly pour the soda out over Albert Einstein's brain - like I said, it's formed perfectly, so the drops fall down in the perfect rhythm.

And, hitting the hollow cardboard box, it produces loud-enough sounds to hear it clearly.

To then make the illusion perfect, I give the brain a spin, scattering the falling drops across the top surface of the cardboard box so that the impact sounds hit all the notes perfectly.

 

I have a hard one this time, I hope you're ready!

 

With just the following tools, items and materials, make a legitimately good Call of Duty game:

- An old PC (CRT monitor, Windows 95, no internet connection)

- An unloaded 9 mm semiautomatic pistol (you have no proper ammunition available for this)

- An ice cream truck (without the actual ice cream)

- A toothbrush

- $30 worth of marijuana

- Tobacco and rolling papers

- A lighter

- Ten bags of skittles

- A basket full of (really cute) puppies

 

 

Greets,

AG

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With the ten bags of skittles, I bribe some super awesome programmer into working for me. then I take the Marijuana and Tobacco to secretly deal it with some desperate addict, selling it for much more. Also, with selling the ice cream truck and old pc, I have enough to buy a high tech PC. The programmer goes at it, but he isn't enough to get it done alone. With the leftover money, I pay to get more programmers (ones who have created the past Call of Duty games) who gladly work for me. While I run out of money to pay them, I have already trapped them in a wooden shelter, and threaten to light it on fire if they attempt leaving. But, of course, after they get it done I give them all the really cute puppies so they end up loving kawaii ol' me and wouldn't report me to the police. All that's left now is to get it published and voila!

 

Damn, she can be pretty evil.

 

With a dumb but beautiful woman, any one piece of spy gear of your choice, a map of the building, a taser, and megaphone, find out a way to break into a heavily guarded prison and escape with a person.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Megaphone because i would scream at wall and break it.

 

 

 

Someone want to kill you but your only chance to survive is jump from 424km cliff. How you survive?

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