The Seagull bucket comment collab

[Seagull]

Here me and my tulpas play a game, they make a potential comment, and I, host, will then decide if it will either be posted were it's supposed to be... or on here.

- Seagull

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Ah yes... the ancient manuscripts of LOTPW.

- Reina

It's too late to post that now.

- Seagull

Well it's not my problem...

- Reina

 

Errm... maybe I should ask everyone what they're doing for Christmas?

- Reina

Yes, do that.

- Seagull

Dude... that was joke, I'm not doing that.

- Reina

I was being sarcastic.

- Seagull

Huh...? (Edit: She knew I was lying, hence the reaction. - Seagull)

- Reina

 

*Real name*... what we did here is cool and all bu-

- Reina

You haven't given up have you?!

- Seagull

Hey!? No! Listen... You need to post entries as new posts, rather than edit this one, I feel like it's kind of expected to do that, rather than edit. And don't be an idiot, I love being here.

- Reina

Baka.

- Seagull

Humm...

- Reina

I don't want to do that though, it's more organised with edits, and I can fix typos.

- Seagull

Well let's see if Ring has anything to say about this.

- Reina

You mean, Ringgggg.

- Seagull

Yeah, that.

- Reina

 

What's your favourite kind of exercise Flandre?
- Zara

Nobody likes doing exercises, even runner's high isn't a good enough reason.

Seagull

Okay, okay... it's too risky for you.

- Zara

 

I saw this at the top of the results after searching "vivziepop controversy".

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/199rw59/whats_going_on_with_vivziepop/?rdt=54223

We've never seen Hazbin Hotel, so I don't have an opinion to give you.

- Alexander

No, do not post.

- Seagull

I suspected that you would object, I had to ask regardless.

- Alexander

 

I can imagine you riding around on a T-bar motorbike like a Sebastian from Stardew Valley.
https://www.thegamer.com/stardew-valley-reasons-sebastian-best-bachelor/
- Reina
I'm pretty sure Ice isn't an emo. And this is NOT our conversion, it's between Ice and Simme.
- Seagull
Oh yeah... good shout.
- Reina

 

That scares me, that really does scare me.

- Seagull

Huh...? Why are you asking me? I don't know, I guess...

- Zara

Aww... don't be like that. You'll scare her of- I mean... you're overreacting.

- Zara

And stop listening to Minecraft music! You go all soft when you listen to that.

- Zara

*Sigh*

- Zara

 

Bre, Tree farm when? Lol.

If a wither ever escapes on the server, I'll handle it, I've dealt with a bedrock wither before, I can handle a java, lol.

- Reina

This is too low effort.

- Seagull

Well... **** you my dude.

- Reina

 

Just going to leave this here.

- Seagull

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Edgy post 1

 

Disclaimer:

I know that I should normally keep this to myself, but I want to be honest at least once.

Please just imagine finding this post as the words written on an old parchment near the open fireplace in the living room of an expensive old fashioned mansion, there you see the owner of the property, a mid aged man or woman is resting back on a black leather chair in front of the fire, on top of the carpet and they tell you this post word for word as you approach them, you quietly stand in the room and wait for them to finish speaking. Wapping it up in fiction means that it can safely be ignored, with no hard feelings.

 

Parchment 1:

I want to stop holding back on my honesty and see where it gets me, I'm tired of waiting for my life have meaning.

 

So far their from what I've seen from psychologists they insist that a individuals personality is set in stone from the age of nine, but this is in direct conflict with one of the main aspects of tulpamancy, and plurality as a whole, that can create a new core personality, which, could alter or even replace their host in different circumstances, the research that I've seen into plurality, both traumatic and not, have made me believe that plurality is a new, yet of be explored branch of psychology, however, due to myself being a useless sack of unchanging filth, I have yet to create a better version of myself in order to either merge with or be replaced by them.

 

I've read that people in the military have gone for weeks without sleep with no change, so I wouldn't worry about a few days, individual differences aside. I should have intervened on the forums sooner, but my failure to do even a simple task is unending, my willpower and my intelligence are not sufficient, yet I still lack the willpower to exit from life, despite that being my only option other than to try and fail until old age takes me in life, I really am a failed human.

 

Why is it that people talk about forcing people to live as if it's "helping" them? There may be a genuine case for the existence of depression, but by forcing people to live only helps the selfish people who do this forcing of will, they either don't understand what it's like to suffer endlessly because they get nothing out of life, to only see it as a constant struggle against both circumstances and other people, or they are sadistic deluded people who know that life isn't worth living but feel compelled to because they have these magical things call "food" and "shelter" as if that alone gives live meaning and happiness, as long as people are poor and powerless they can never truly be happy, family and friends do not count, they are just people who present yet more challenges for the person to overcome to obtain any self respect. The right to die should be a god given right at birth, people should not be subjected to such cruelty, and the economy would be better off without any failed humans within it, yet people think the opposite, due to the idea that only a failed human will tolerate a life of abuse by working a terrible job for low pay, that is ultimately the only reason that people have to force people to live, just to abuse them with work as they lack the freedom to live off land and have all of their efforts be rewarded, instead of living in a bee have were they are constantly gassed by the media and robed by taxes and wage cuts from selfish CEOs.

 

I sit in a freezing cold room because I dare not to turn the heating on, as I believe that it's far too expensive, I have very little income, especially now, I would rather freeze to death than be in debt.

 

This rant is simply to get it off of my chest, I know that you're not concerned and have your own life to worry about, and so should you, but know this, your life also consists of being poor and powerless, yet you keep going regardless, at a low point you could have very well spoke similar to this, yet your current level of contentment stops you, this arrogance, delusion, only exists while the problems of life are a mystery to you, locked away behind a comfortable barrier of self delusion.

 

Ending:

You see Reina come in a gently usher you out of the room, then, everything fades to black and you wake up in your bed.

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End of edgy post 1.

- Seagull

 

I've read that embed images are disabled on DeviantArt, but their's a way around it by using WordPress I think? I'll have to figure it out first.

- Zara

https://scouthtml.com/deviantart-image-html-code/

Edit: I think this might be of use to you TB.

- Seagull

Wha...?! Your not supposed to agree with me!

- Zara

No. We both failed.

- Seagull

Oww...

- Zara

 

Chloe...? If you get booba that big am gonna be super jelly, lol.

- Zara

Nope, too low effort.

- Seagull

You said no already, why are we recreating it?

- Zara

To put on here.

- Seagull

Nobody reads this though

- Zara

Its fun.

- Seagull

Sure... I get you.

- Zara

 

Gunpowder tea leaves?! What are those?

- Zara

Low effort.

- Seagull

Aww come on Seagull!

- Zara

No.

- Seagull

*huff*

- Zara

 

Ring likes to post vids of people laughing confirmed. Contagious laughter, lol, sweet.

- Reina

People don't normally point that sort of thing out to people.

- Seagull

Okay... that's understandable. Sucks though.

- Reina

 

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Here me and my tulpas play a game, I make a potential comment, and they will then decide if it will either be posted were it's supposed to be... or on here.

- Seagull

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When I saw your post yesterday Simmie the first thing that came to mind was you two getting a Blaha, because of how you know and love your trans icons.

- Seagull

You're just going to leave this here? That's illogical.

- Alexander

There's no where else to put it. Wait...

- Seagull

What are you doing?

- Alexander

Oh... I see. This will be be your first comment in this section then.

- Alexander

Huh...?

- Seagull

I see your efforts here haven't been wasted... *clears through*

- Alexander

Very funny Alex...

- Seagull

I'm just saying that you need to live a little, that's all.

Breath it in and go out there.

- Alexander

I did, and I failed, that's why I'm here.

- Seagull

*Shakes head* No no no... I mean really.

- Alexander

This conversation has ended!

- Seagull

As you wish... poptart.

- Alexander

 

Each slice is 20% of the whole pizza.

- Seagull

...

- N/A

Errm... okay, nevermind...

- Seagull

 

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Edited March 15, 2025 by Seagull

[ringgggg]

I remember when we played tic-tac-toe, and after the game ended we spoke in haikus for the rest of the day

[Seagull]

Oh...! I wasn't expecting to see any comments here, ahh, so you spoke in poetry...? They way you phrased that made it seem like going from one extreme to the other... like a true master poet.

- Reina

[Seagull]

Here is going to be a list in chronicle order of our signature quotes.

- Seagull

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Time is of the essence, you must push past your anxiety and your paranoia to make progress, as for handling lazyness, all that is needed is a deep sense of purpose in life.
- Alexander

 

Yes Bre, people do put quotes in their signatures.
- Alexander

 

Never feel bad for acting a little silly, it calms the soul.
- Zara

 

There’s always a silver lining, even in the people you despise the most, you just have to stop judging, and start believing.

- Amanda

 

We trust Seagull's leadership, he may not be the most empathic, but we will always be here to balance out his cold... edgey view of the world.
- Amanda

 

Amanda is no longer active, I blame Reina.

- Reina

 

A good only flip flapping remains love rotation.

- Internet people

 

Sometimes you just have to take words at face value instead of trying to discover their intended interpretation or hidden motivate.

- Zara

 

I assure you, you saw nothing, now please go back to your business good citizen.

- Alexander

 

You can not decide your mood Seagull, it will always be effected by outside forces, you can however, decide your actions, limited by your intelligence.

- Alexander

 

Froggy chair when?

- Zara

 

Tell them I said something cryptic.

- Alexander

 

Your tulpa will start to deviate from your personality forcing as they mature, not completely, but enough to turn them into an individual.

- Alexander

 

Be the Goodie that you want to see in the world.

- Zara

 

A hot drink can help you walm up, just don't burn your tongue!

- Zara

 

If you feel that you're not good enough, even at you're best, know that you're not alone in that feeling, only the top few can be naturally gifted.

- Alexander

 

Cobud man!

- Zara

 

Stuff.

- Reina

 

Turns out I don't know how to have a normal conversion, the one were you talk about what you've done that gave you the feels.
- Reina

 

If you respond to this signature you get a cookie! 🪤 JK.

- Zara

 

Has the colour blue become more popular because people have said that the colour blue is popular?

- Zara

 

I'm going to go outside and touch sunlight.

- Zara

 

Every cloud has condensed water molecules inside, or something.

- Zara

 

Hiya! Let's just shatter the forth wall for a teeny bit, shall we?

- Zara

 

Yes... I did misspell "your" and I am not going to change it.

- Alexander

 

Hearing loss has become more prevalent than ever, yet it's still a silent issue.

- Zara

 

The best people to talk to are the one's who are deluded enough to think that they're socialising just for fun, rather than to build a reputation.

- Alexander

 

Ignore Alexander, we can be more innocent than this.

- Zara

 

I feel like I can't talk to people online unless I'm listening to video game music though my headphones.

- Seagull

 

I still have to push the finger firmly to press submit at times, but it's wise to have some doubt, just not too much.

- Zara

 

Reina has been teaching me how to socialise, while is why I have been talking and acting like her for a while now, and I guess we may be just similar people anyway.

- Seagull

 

Brain chemistry is not as innocent as you may assume.

- Alexander

 

Socialising is like a game, working is a game, everything is a game, you mom, aliens don't exist, simulation theory confirmed!

- Reina

 

Why am I here again? Ah yes, to shut you up Seagull.

- Zara

 

Today will eventually become tomorrow's yesterday.

- Seagull

Edited March 25, 2025 by Seagull