Lepartment's special level of hell

[Lepartment]

Where do you live, again?

Check 'em, the Republic version.

 

;_;

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2nd day

 

Brotip: Rev up that Indiana Jones OST. Or at least the theme song on youtube if you don't have the OST and are a massive faggot.[/align]

 

I made myself a dose of coffee that’d probably kill a

pony

and chugged it all again. Then I smashed myself against the floor, placing my body into the most comfortable position in a matter of seconds and jumped into the wonderland.

 

I appeared on the western beach, right next to the water. I touched the lake with my feet and made its pretty cold water a bit warmer, to make future watery shenanigans more pleasurable. After that I dried myself with a towel, got myself some pretty shoes and began marching onwards to the library. Along the way I concentrated on the overall personality of Tulpa and that went excellently.

 

When I reached the library, I made the center bookcase rise up from the ground. You can check out how the bookcases looks in the shitty scribble attached to the end of this report, along with some more stuff that’s relevant to this tulpaforcing session. Don’t ask me how the four sides of a bookcase work, I have no idea. Probably fueled by tulpa rape or some shit.

Anyway, there were two books, one titled “Playfulness” which I have created in the last session and a second book, almost empty one. The colour of its binding is blue with some hint of purple and the title reads “Smart”. I’m pretty sure someone’s OCD is lighting up the sky right now. What's peculiar is that Playfulness' title is written in the most generic printed font while Smart's title's written in a bubbly font. I grabbed the book and began talking in great detail about this personality trait.

 

Once I made sure that it all appeared in the book, I put it in a backpack and began my short journey north, deep into the jungle, talking about Tulpa’s intelligence the whole time. There were tree trunks everywhere, loads e fauna and flora. I remember that a couple of meters into the forest I met a cyan lizard with this fucking look on his face. After a while, I stood at the edge of a cliff. A cliff above a not-so-small lake of which I had no idea that was there in the first place. I whipped out the weird, very small contraption that you can see in the scribbles and started my slow descent down to the surface of the lake. Just before I was about to wet my clothes with the lake water, the surface began to freeze and I fell on… ice. I walked to the opposite side of the lake transformed into a huge chunk of ice than the one I came from, because the slope wasn’t so steep there. As I approached the edge of the frozen lake, it began to explode behind me into a huge blizzard. Just as I reached the slope, all ice and snow turned into water again and I climbed the hill back to the jungle and started walking back towards the library.

 

The lake was not supposed to be there at all, for all I knew the place was supposed to be thick jungle, so I told Tulpa about this and replaced the lake’s entirety with ground and put jungle on top of it. It was a pretty magnificent sight - sand and soil rising up from the bottom of the lake and green spurting from the new terrain, taking its land back.

 

I returned to the library and sat on a limerock block, still talking about Tulpa’s intellect until the book was full, which took a while because there wasn’t much left to talk about. But I managed. I returned to the normalfag world shortly after the book’s completion, not before I finished talking about some other stuff though.

 

I found myself smiling through the entire thing for some reason and after exiting the wonderland I’m always tranquil and calm. It’s a pretty fantastic feeling, actually.

 

Anyway, here are the shitty scribbles. Reminder: the objects pictured here don't really look that horrible in the wonderland.

http://i.imgur.com/DjaCT.png

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[align=center]3rd day

 

Brotip: This report’s music theme is some happy weeaboo cartoons shit of your choice.[/align]

 

I woke up really, really damn fucking late today and intended to move the tupperforcing session an hour later into the evening so I could play vidya. After playing for an hour, I realised that I hate vidya and have nothing productive to do, so I followed the original plan. Superstrong coffee and earplugs included.

 

I spawned on the western side of the lake, specifically on the edge of the tall cliffs next to it. I have a thing for heights, shut up. The air was a bit colder than I expected. I checked out the surroundings and found out that the place was a meadow with a forest of deciduous trees in the background. I started off with some pondering about and imagining Tulpa’s entire personality because its general idea was kind of fuzzy over the past few days and that was very upsetting. I think I managed to mostly fix it though. I’m going to do another short session later today just to make absolutely sure that there’s no sketchy shit involved in this.

 

There was some kind of non-creepy transparent phantasm with me and I don’t know why. It might mean something but I didn’t try to do anything with it, I just accepted that it was there and talked to Tulpa, that’s it. After I was done with the general personality overview (again), I started talking about the next trait – vigor, energy, enthusiasm – or whatever it is called in English. You get the idea. I walked down the path to the beach under the cliffs and the phantasm followed. We stood on the small beach for a while and then went back up and followed the path to the library.

 

I didn’t get the chance to see the new traitbook yet and thought it was going to be red or yellow or something like that, given the nature of the trait. The bookcase rised and revealed a… green book. I was kind of surprised. And it was almost full, too, needing just a couple of things to be finished. This might probably be the case because I was talking so

vigorously

about the trait and managed to cover its span in a very short time. Too short time, I guess. I didn’t fill the session time quota.

 

What’s really weird is some kind of bubbly laughter and teasing nudges I was getting the whole time, during some amusing situations. That’s nice.

 

No master pro-tier art for you this time because I'm lazy. Just imagine a fat green book titled “Energy” with a huge letter y. If you can't do that, I have bad news for you.

[Lepartment]

Sorry for being late, I'm just too busy.

Not like anyone gives a shit.

 

 

But missing a report is better than missing a session, no?

Have some yesterday's report

hue hue

.

 

[align=center]4th day

 

Brotip: Why are you reading this and not tulpaforcing, you lazy piece of shit? You’re making me sick.[/align]

 

I came home late from a fantasy festival that I got invited to by a friend, tired almost to death, that’s why I’m writing this report just now. You’d never believe how satisfying it is to see the priceless expressions of the faces of geeky neckbears when they get their shit completely wrecked by a girl who just happened to randomly pop into their LANs. I’m sure Tulpa would be very entertained by the whole thing. I (barely) restrained myself from just smacking myself against my bed and staying there forever though, I still had tupperforcing to do. Even if it didn’t go well at all, at least I did my best.

 

The next trait on the list was competitiveness. I entered the wonderland in a spot what is probably the most beautiful place in the whole wonderland, the little island inside of the lake with a single cherry tree growing there. I talked about all kinds of stuff related to competition, but it just didn’t seem like enough. I warped to the eastern beach, because I didn’t want to get wet swimming the distance over. Warping is a nice thing. It’s kind of like teleport, except everything around you seems to weirdly bend for like a half of a second and after that, you’re where you want to be. I used it to get around the wonderland quickly since I made it, but when tulpaforcing, I usually just walk, run, swim or whatever to get to where I want to. I headed to the library from there and tried to keep my mind on the Tulpa’s competitiveness. When I reached the library, bookcase revealed a black book with red stuff on its cover, it was only half full. I’ll draw a picture to show you for the next report.

 

The total time spent tulpaforcing wasn’t that short, but I still decided to work on competitiveness again the next day, so I could finish the book.

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[align=center]5th day

 

Brotip: Some relaxing 50’s music. If you don’t know any, I’ll be very happy to provide

!~[/align]

 

The first thing to do, before I could tupperforce another trait, was to complete tupperforcing competitiveness. If you looked up you’d see that I didn’t quite finish that in my last session and the reason why. I sat in front of the library on a small block of limerock and started with things I already forced last session, which was all of the basic trait-talking stuff that I figure everyone does and some extras that I managed to cover last session. You know, even though I’ve got shitloads of personality work in front of me, even though I barely even dented the whole quantity of things that need to be done, I just can’t make myself NOT explore the entire reach of a trait even if I wanted to. I just have to.

 

After retelling what I was talking about last time, I delved into depths of the trait like always and completed the whole thing. Curiously, usually the last page of a trait-tome covers one of the most exciting topic about the trait the book is about.

 

Nothing unusual concerning the wonderland’s appearance happened because I was mostly just in one place, sitting down, deeply concentrated.

 

Here’s the drawing of the book as promised: http://i.imgur.com/69UyV.png

 

 

 

A couple of hours later, after my usual preparation, I arrived in the Wonderland again, on… a tree. West of the road. West of the lake. If you’re kind of lost as to where all this wonderland stuff is just nudge me to scribble a map, I’ll be happy to oblige. I started talking about creativity, which I consider one of the traits whose span is really, really damn huge. Just imagine all the mannerisms it taps into and what does it affect! One of the more significant Tulpa’s qualities is affinity for writing, which is obviously influenced a lot.

 

After lengthy descent from the crown of the tree onto the ground, I started marching in library’s direction, trying to cover the most I could of Tulpa’s creativity. In the middle of way between my entry point and library, I stumbled across the topic of imagination and then it occurred to me that it’d be nice to demonstrate that imagination in form of a statue. Like a seal of creativity saying “yep, that’s completely right, you could pull out even better one out of your ass in a matter of seconds”. I made a statue out of black marble. It’s a big chess knight figure, encircled by white marble snakes on a high pedestal. It is pretty big but not higher than the trees around it. It’s positioned on the side of the road away from the lake.

Use your power of creativity to imagine it.

 

hue

 

 

So yeah, I passed the library, not checking the book yet and figured I want to go to the mountains for a nice artsy view. I had to kind of speed up because even though the span of creativity is enormous, I felt I was running out of topics to talk about. The walk must have taken a particularly long amount of time. I didn’t want to just warp back to library when I had enough of the nice view and… rather cold temperature. Still talking about creativity, I made myself huge. I mean, really, really tall and made a few steps from there to library. The road now bears a couple of huge footprints. After making myself my regular height again, I checked the book. It is of yellow-ish orange colour with a red Sun on it. You know how kids draw Sun with watercolors? Yeah, it looks just like that.

 

After completing last few pages of the book, I returned to the normalfag world again.

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[align=center]6th day

 

Brotip: There's a skellington in your right now.[/align]

 

I came down flying like a meteor. My body smashed into the eastern mountains and left a hole in a side of one of them. It was fun. I jumped straight to the point and focused on the teasing aspect of Tulpa. The problem with this particular trait is that even though it is very important to the overall Tulpa’s personality, there is not much to be said about it. I did all I could though, going through it back and forth. I slowly descended the mountain while talking about the trait and when I reached the end of both, I warped to the library. In the bookcase, there was a rather thin, yellow book. Plain yellow, not even any label.

 

I decided that this was not enough for today and stayed a while reflecting on the traits that I already completed. After exiting the wonderland and realizing that my room might as well be the best place for following events – which took me like an half hour to figure out – I started talking to Tulpa again. But not in the wonderland this time, in real timespace.

 

The topics varied from the starting one about Tulpa’s possible ambitions and goals through what kind of special stuff to do together after reaching sentience, clothes and imposition talk and my eventual angry rant about the shitty intentions of some of you about “YOUR” tulpas. Long story short, I circled my room for an hour and half yakking about all this stuff and some more... lewd topics that I'm not willing to consult with you. I also proudly present you the idea that’s so obvious that it couldn’t have not been posted already – lucid dream body swap.

That is all.

 

If anyone has any special ideas as to how to strengthen the idea of a teasy personality, please do tell.