ITT We "Tulpafy" Our Favorite Songs!

[Desert Tortoise 20]

Like many communities and fanbases do, I want to see your favorite song(s) with "Tulpafied" lyrics, replacing some parts with Tulpamancy terms, such as "Forcing", "Tulpa", "Host", "Switch", "Impose", etc..., etc...

 

It doesn't have to be a whole song if you don't feel like it, or can't find a way to make the whole song work. For example: Adele's song "Hello":

 

"Hello from the outside!

I must have said a thousand times,

I tell you 'I'm sorry for forgetting to force'..."

 

We just thought it would be interesting to see what you all can come up with! ;-P

[Mr Mister]

A thought occurred to me earlier--silly, I know, to 'tulpafy' lyrics to a song. The original and tulpafied lyrics go like this:

 

(Original)

"hey KT, don't you know this ones for you, cause your the bravest hooker that i have ever knew.

I think back to the traperton and what we did to survive, and it makes me think that i miss your face, f**k i hope you're still alive"

 

Tulpafied

Hey Yuli, don't you know this ones for you, cause your the greatest tulpa that I have ever knew.

I think about the wonderland and how we became friends, and it makes me think that I miss your form, heck I hope we'll make amends.

 

Song:

 

 

Can YOU tulpafy song lyrics??

[Guest]

Like ponified, i see the crossover. Neat.

[Dynamo Lux]

Parrotnoid!

 

Forcing with my tulpa 'cause I couldn't get him off my mind

I just think I'm insane because he is talking all the time

All day long he speaks to me but nothing seems to satisfy

I read all the tulpa guides but my doubts they will not pacify

 

Can you help re...move doubt from my brain?

 

I need someone to show me the tulpa signs that I can't find

I can't see the things that show he's sentient, I must be blind

He will joke but I will sigh and he will frown and I will cry

Sentience I cannot feel, his words to me are so unreal

And so I ask other systems for advice on dealing with my state

They tell me that it's okay and so I hope it's not too late

 

:]

 

PS Ozzy is a tulpa