JEOPARDY!

[Redacted System]

Q: What do we eat too much of?

 

A: That’s a lake.

[Guest]

Q: What looks like a pond from 30,000 ft?

 

A: Golden foil everywhere.

[Redacted System]

Q: What happens when you get a large box of golden foil and you throw it around in all directions until the box is empty?

 

A: 179 types of poison.

[Guest]

Q: What do you have when you take one out of the 180 count mineature alcohol sampler?

 

A: Someone knows.

[Redacted System]

Q: What can one say if anyone from our system knows something?

 

A: Blue is red.

[Guest]

Q: if yellow is blue, then...?

 

A: no idea.

[Redacted System]

Q: What the hell was I thinking when I wrote the answer for my last post?

 

A: A hand towel.

[Guest]

What's the perfect compliment for a foot towel?

 

A: a hand trowel

[Redacted System]

Q: What is a gardening tool other than a rake that can be used as a weapon?

 

A: RENALDO.

[Guest]

Q: Name a Brazilian retired footballer who played as a forward.

 

(Seems like an awfully narrow set of answers apply.)

 

A: happiest day of your life