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Q: how long dies it take a properly grounded hippo to change a lightbulb?

 

A: make a wish.

Q: what happens when the queen is sloshed?

 

A: a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you give loved ones if you can?

 

A: Not because you need it, but because you deserve only the best.

Q Should I eat the whole cake?

 

A that's very bad idea

Q: should you eat a whole cake?

 

A: just to see if you could.

Q How did it taste?

 

A horseradish. Lot of it.

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