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Replay system hard I am losing my damn mind Cheryl says sleep now

Haikus are easy Write them to the JacksFilms song No effort at all

Congrats on the pen Hikus are quite difficult I will do them too

First time using this Muji pen I got in Japan, it's smoooooooth haikus are for nerds this is tulpa poetry there should be less than ⁶🤷⁷ words per row also don't forget to hug the tupper

with that formatting your words look like a haiku yet something is wrong count your syllables they must be five, seven, five else the haiku fails

that's unacceptable I will have to report you to the administrator oh

honestly I'm just talking like this now good night

All you gotta do is believe

Last night, I watched a YouTube video where someone was advertising a device that supposedly gives you lucid dreams. I wished I was gullible enough to believe it worked because then it probably would (due to placebo). mrw I woke up a moment later:

I was going to say Ikea. So knockoff Ikea?/j Also, hi! 😊 Edit: how are you? Sorry, it's my nature as a ghost. :P Oh, a true majision then.

I'm an IKEA enjoyer too, and since I'm renovating my house I know I'm gonna spend unwise amounts of money in the upcoming months They have this ability to make you walk out with dozens of euros/dollars of junk that you didn't want/need, but still bought because "it's cheap and cool, since we're there already..." truly masters of marketing Anyways, based Crystal Castles quote in the signature, just saw that

The IKEA sells me meatballs and has wide, liminal spaces that cajole me into purchasing alarm clocks and Swedish sparkling water. Very hygge.

i went to the backrooms and all i got was this crummy T-shirt

Please not you too, there's already someone else and their tulpas haunting me (now in dreams too) Are you sure you weren't at an Ikea?

I've been to the Backrooms, and it fucking sucks. I'm too fat to fit into the awkward angles leading to the other rooms and kept running into deformed pirates who kept trying to sell me discount furniture.

I apparently was haunting Matt./j Edit: how did you get that off the page?

this cheap chinese typewriter is having a carriage return problem hopefully we won't leave the page and enter the backrooms (last one I promise)

new manga by tkmiz announced!

o-oh oh no.. the walk-ins...

Lumi's trying to confuse me. Good night, Lumi! 😊 Quite, lol.

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my post wasn't empty, it was over here

I see I've walked in on a deep discussion

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