Tanaka Kanade September 6, 2019 September 6, 2019 (Devil) They can, however, viciously tickle them I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest October 11, 2019 October 11, 2019 [Ren] (Angel-Cat) What's wrong with that? It turns out to be a lot of fun.
Tanaka Kanade October 11, 2019 October 11, 2019 (Devil) Until everyone realized that the fun was just to distract them from the president's real plan... turning everyone into paperclips!!!! I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest October 11, 2019 October 11, 2019 (Angel) In life you're either a paperclip or paper. Honestly, I'd rather be a paperclip.
Tanaka Kanade October 11, 2019 October 11, 2019 Whaaaaaaaaáaaat???????? You learn something new every day!!! (Devil) then you become a bureaucrat’s paper clip, and are forever clipped to the most boring of papers I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest October 12, 2019 October 12, 2019 (Angel) They've shown that bordom over time helps you appreciate slightly less boring things, like that vision you got in the extreme boredom. On September 23rd, 2021 a bird flys past the window and you could have sworn you saw a flash of color. What kind of bird was that, what's he doing now, do you think he knows if he's a paperclip or paper? It's so much fun to contemplate, I can't wait till 2021... it feels like Christmas eve and I get to enjoy this feeling for nearly two more years. *smile*
Tanaka Kanade October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 (Devil) However, after 100,000 years of being a bureaucratic paperclip, you have become accustomed to such visions, and they too are boring now -_- I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 (Angel) which makes you paradoxically much less bored as you watch the paper age over the centuries. You create 17,234 separate words to describe the stages of aged paper, and three dialects which rely heavily on the subject of aging paper. It's very fun and you're very proud of your accomplishments.
Tanaka Kanade October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 (Devil) You teach many other paperclips these words and dialects, yeah, many more paperclips, and they all butcher it!! Now you're not bored because you're furious! These young, century-old whippersnappers come in and misuse YOUR WORDS!!!!! I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 (Angel) Thus since you are furious, you must be able to experience emotions, thus you must be alive, and not inanimate. This enlightenment brings you much joy as you step out of the 2D world you've always known into a brave new 3D world. It's like eating cheesecake on the beach while freebasing pixie sticks in a vape pen, you couldn't be more ecstatic. Nothing 2D will ever bother you again.
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