Tanaka Kanade April 11, 2019 April 11, 2019 (Devil) Everyone is too busy having fun to work. The economy collapses! I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest April 11, 2019 April 11, 2019 (Angel) Bre, here's your chance, VIVA LA REVOLUCION! Global warming reverses, frogs everywhere.
BobTheBob April 12, 2019 Author April 12, 2019 (Devil) Everyone gets ill because they kissed the frogs thinking they would become princes but they didn't.
Guest April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 (Angels) the disease inplants retroviral DNA that cures cancer, in everyone, everywhere.
BobTheBob April 12, 2019 Author April 12, 2019 (devil) Everyone doesn't have cancer but instead they all get AIDS from the frog disease.... somehow.
Guest April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 (Angel) well, a certain percentage of people do survive it or are immune for some reason, so... they rewrite the history books and, well, while sitting on huge piles of gold and living in the grocery store with a nearly endless supply of canned corn, they aren't so disappointed that 99% of everyone died or whatever. So that's good? Right? I mean, come on, you just gave everybody AIDS! Also, the frogs are fine and in fact with the lack of people the largest reversal of a mass extinction occurs that is unprecedented in history. Also, um did I mention that everyone who's left are happy, other than that everyone else they knew died, but they had a good 5 years to morn that already and plenty of time to shut down nuclear power and all that.
Tanaka Kanade April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 The 99% of people who died come back as vengeant ghosts to haunt the surviving humans I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 (Angel) Everyone who's left are excellent ghost hunters and love doing it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tanaka Kanade April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 (Devil) They're outnumbered 99 to 1 I hope they're pretty excellent! I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules]
Guest April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 (Angel) yep! So good that the ghosts give up and go towards the light.
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