A finished simple choose your own adventure with basic combat

[Seagull]

= Thanks.

= That's a good idea, I like it.

= Yes! Cool.

 

Reid swings his sword with a swoosh and slices through the wooden beam, the gient donut crashes down onto the stone path, and as it does so, reality itself seems to flicker between the future (modern city, cars, police siren) and the present (guards in iron armor on horseback) then it stops as the dust settles, the guards look around and see no sign of who they were chasing, you two are now in a forest, having gone past the cusp of it and further in, and are now surrounded by gient trees, lots of foliage and the occasional flower, a square looking wooden structure made of wooden blocks stands on stilts over a lake. A wild angry wolf appears as well as a skeleton person with a bow and arrow who are seen fighting each other.

 

1: Investigate wooden hut (72%)

2: Attack skeleton person (53%)

3: Attack wolf (43%)

[Shaula]

1: Investigate wooden hut 

[Reina Akabane]

Random number from 1 - 100 result = 64

If the number is higher then the percentage change of the chosen action, then tje chosen action fails.

[64/72] Success

 

As the wooden hut becomes morenim view, a rope is seen hanging down from above, but it is too short to reach. Reid piggybacks Riza to reach the rope, who climbs up, and then throws down another longer rope after tieing it to the same fence post that the other rope it tied to. A third rope is also tied to a horse who wonders around inside the hut, there's not much room but they seem happy enough, there's also a square cauldron, it has a potion in it, but there is no glass bottle to collect the potion.

 

1: Make a glass bottle (25%)

2: Drink the potion with bare hands (50%)

3: Leave the cauldron (99%)

[Shaula]

2: Drink the potion with bare hands (50%)

And can try to pet the horse to? 

[Reina Akabane]

= Yeah!

 

[96/50] Critical Error

 

Riza pets the horsey, they're friendly and chilled out, they like being petted.

You both attempt to do something that no vanilla Minecraft player has done before... drink a potion without a glass bottle... the potion effect, IS...! You both turn in incredibly small people, the size of half of an ant, your items have also been shrunk down to that size! You are now both trapped inside of the cauldron!

 

1: Attempt to call over the horse. (80%)

2: Errm... I'm not sure, lol. (15%)

 

Edit:

Also, I've decided that, due to termination philosophy, you're immune to fall damage now.

Edited May 4, 2025 by Reina Akabane

[Shaula]

1: Attempt to call over the horse. (80%)

[Reina Akabane]

Okay.

 

[16/80] The stars favor your survival

 

You try to call over the horse, it doesn't work, you try to wave to the horse, it doesn't work, but then a witch appears, makes a humming sound, and then fills up the cauldron with water. The horse comes over to drink, and unintentionally swallows both of you while drinking the water. You both now find yourselfs in the houses stomach, which is a lot more safe than either of you expected. A gallstone is found on the ground, also inside this place are two miniature fluff balls of dark evil, who dart forwards to attack!

 

*Battle Start*

+ Enemies

Evil Fluff Ball (52) Health

Evil Fluff Ball (52) Health

+ Reid

Iron Broadsword (+15) Damage

+ Roza

Newt Staff (0/1) Charge

Gallstone (+8) Damage (10% to paralyse)

+ Items

Piece of paper

 

1: Attack (99%)

[Shaula]

Reid: 1: Attack

 

Roza: 1: Attack

[Reina Akabane]

[05/99] So ready for this

[38/99] No sweat

 

Reid swings the broadsword while Roza wacks with the gallstone [04/10] which actually paralyses the Evil Fluff Ball. Bingo...! Well that's what you get for being evil, lol, Reid and Roza then attack again and defeat the enemys. Reid and Roza take minor injuries from the fight. The bodys of the enemys slide down towards the stomach.

 

1: Let them slide and get thrown up. [99%]

2: Use the bodys to get sneezed out of the nose. [99%]

3: Use the bodys to get pooped out. [99%]

[Shaula]

1: Let them slide and get thrown up. [99%]

 

Nightfall: it's the only one I could stomach. 

 

OMG, him and his puns.