quick question regarding wonderland cleaning crew

[glitchthe3rd]

>skin couch

>mfw

 

[ThatOneGuy]

Glitch, don't even try to tell me Luna wouldn't be interested in having at least one skin couch around.

[glitchthe3rd]

Maybe, but I'm just creeped out about it.

[Guest applesauce99]

Yeah especially human skin. Like aligator (sorry) or some reptile would be badass, but that's all that works for me. Not big into fur clothing understandably.

 

How about a human skin lamp shade? With tattoos...

[FigN01]

It's this kind of stuff that makes people want to write tulpa grimdark stories. Goddamnit.

[ThatOneGuy]

Man, Clair would dig a human lampshade too. Hell, I think it would be cool to have around as well. Now then, to set about getting one...

[Guest applesauce99]

With like a sleeve of badass dragon tattoos? Not like Puff, like Skyrim dragon designs.

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It's this kind of stuff that makes people want to write tulpa grimdark stories. Goddamnit.

 

"I made that tulpa a skinlamp. Tulpas love skinlamps."

 

John Doe was found dead in his apartment yesterday in what appears to be a gruesome murder. He left a handwritten note police believe is a detailed description of the murderer: a 3-feet tall bright aqua pony with blonde, yellow hair. Now for the weather, Tom?