ASK JAMIE.

[mysonofrageandlove]

Looking through the lounge, I've spotted a handful of threads made so that people can ask tulpas questions. Don't know why I didn't realize that was a thing people did around here before, but as soon as I did, Jamie was all over that idea. He loves to talk and he has a lot to say, so he's given to that kind of a thing.

 

He's also ridiculously sentient, quirky as hell, much smarter than me, and can be really intense. He achieved sentience without me being aware exactly of what was happening, and has since become an extremely powerful presence. He makes himself very known. He's also capable of talking out of my mouth, so if anyone's interested, he could literally respond to your questions by recording his response and posting audio files.

 

Here's our progress thread for those of you who want to get an idea of who you're talking to here: CLICKY CLICK.

 

Have fun, kids.

[SomethingDire]

Hey, Jamie. You're an interesting one.

 

I get that you smoke, correct? Have a favorite brand? Ever tried/ like other types of tobacco? Cigars, waterpipes?

 

It is mentioned that you like pain in your PR. Does that involve all types of pain, without any borders?

 

You're very quirky, from what I understand. Got any quirks that disturb the people around you?

[mysonofrageandlove]

Hey, Jamie. You're an interesting one.

 

I get that you smoke, correct? Have a favorite brand? Ever tried/ like other types of tobacco? Cigars, waterpipes?

 

It is mentioned that you like pain in your PR. Does that involve all types of pain, without any borders?

 

You're very quirky, from what I understand. Got any quirks that disturb the people around you?

 

hey Hey yeah so I've been told ahaha YOURE probably an interesting one yourself everyone's got something but I Digress or whatever, oh yeah I smoke a lot I'm like a pack a day at least kinda guy. My favorite thing ever is Marlboro blue ices you know with that little menthol iceball you can bite, I fuckin love those. One time okay this one time I smoked a cigar, it was like an inside joke with myself like who knows what was going on there so been there done it laughed for like twenty mins prob wouldn't do it again i don't know though like nothing's impossible but cigarettes are generally where it's at for me.

 

Shit okay pain that's like my favorite thing I really don't have a lot of borders like I mean I get some things wouldn't exactly work out like you can't just give like fucking evisceration a go for funsies and get back up or whatever but I sure as hell fantasize about stuff like that, I like to think about it, really extreme shit or whatever. I'm not a fan of general generic-ass stomach pain though gotta say that shit is not amusing or exhilarating its just like, why this, why me, also okay I'm not so much into like eye-gouging or something but that's just because I use my damn eyes so much I'm always looking at shit like every second of the day and I kind of need to see so I ain't gonna mess with That, but like for the curious in the world my favourite shit would have to be: punches to the face, cuts with a nice blade to the back or upper arms, the all over skin ache you get when you've got like the flu and a high fever, and BURNS. I burned the absolute shit out of my hands my last year of high school and it was like, arguably the best damn thing I've ever felt and now I get to see the scars everyday although the one annoying thing about that, okay, is that my fingers kinda stiffened up with the scar tissue or whatever and like my pinky/ring fingers on both my hands don't like unbend all the way anymore but it's a small price to pay for what was basically The Best Thing Ever hah.

 

As for the """"quirks"""" yeah sure I probably have a lot one of my things though is these little tests I do if you hang around with me enough I just wanna see how chill you can get like say we're standing there you're putting gas in your car or whatev I'll just take out my lighter and be like, hey what if I just lit you on fire right now. Like I'm not gonna do it I just wanna SEE what people do like do they flip their shit or do they just go like, haha do it. The latter is the kind of people who are gonna inherit the earth haha, then there's a bunch of stuff I do that disturbs people in like a what are you doing and why cause I'm

Irritated kind of way and I'm like Why Do You CARE but I wear sunglasses inside a lot, a lot of times I'll just like outright refuse to wear shoes and a lot of times I take apart people's cellphones like if they have an old style that isn't a smartphone and it's still got screws and shit I'll take it apart while I'm talking to them and put it back together but people are still like what the fuck every damn time when they realize what im doing

[jean-luc]

How are they gonna inherit the world if they're dead from gasoline explosions?

 

Would you rather fight 100 duck-size horses or 1 horse-size duck?

 

I would love a response in audio format.

[SomethingDire]

 

 

Shit okay pain that's like my favorite thing I really don't have a lot of borders like I mean I get some things wouldn't exactly work out like you can't just give like fucking evisceration a go for funsies and get back up or whatever but I sure as hell fantasize about stuff like that, I like to think about it, really extreme shit or whatever. I'm not a fan of general generic-ass stomach pain though gotta say that shit is not amusing or exhilarating its just like, why this, why me, also okay I'm not so much into like eye-gouging or something but that's just because I use my damn eyes so much I'm always looking at shit like every second of the day and I kind of need to see so I ain't gonna mess with That, but like for the curious in the world my favourite shit would have to be: punches to the face, cuts with a nice blade to the back or upper arms, the all over skin ache you get when you've got like the flu and a high fever, and BURNS. I burned the absolute shit out of my hands my last year of high school and it was like, arguably the best damn thing I've ever felt and now I get to see the scars everyday although the one annoying thing about that, okay, is that my fingers kinda stiffened up with the scar tissue or whatever and like my pinky/ring fingers on both my hands don't like unbend all the way anymore but it's a small price to pay for what was basically The Best Thing Ever hah.

I get you, but a bit of what you mentioned is a lil' bit too much for me, like straight up burning your hands. Other stuff, though, is fine as long as they're not fatal.

 

As for the """"quirks"""" yeah sure I probably have a lot one of my things though is these little tests I do if you hang around with me enough I just wanna see how chill you can get like say we're standing there you're putting gas in your car or whatev I'll just take out my lighter and be like, hey what if I just lit you on fire right now. Like I'm not gonna do it I just wanna SEE what people do like do they flip their shit or do they just go like, haha do it. The latter is the kind of people who are gonna inherit the earth haha, then there's a bunch of stuff I do that disturbs people in like a what are you doing and why cause I'm

Irritated kind of way and I'm like Why Do You CARE but I wear sunglasses inside a lot, a lot of times I'll just like outright refuse to wear shoes and a lot of times I take apart people's cellphones like if they have an old style that isn't a smartphone and it's still got screws and shit I'll take it apart while I'm talking to them and put it back together but people are still like what the fuck every damn time when they realize what im doing

 

Aha, I see. I know a few people who'd be annoyed like hell from that type of stuff. Now I wonder what they'd act like if someone did things like that to them.. Maybe I'll try it out some day.

[mysonofrageandlove]

How are they gonna inherit the world if they're dead from gasoline explosions?

 

Would you rather fight 100 duck-size horses or 1 horse-size duck?

 

I would love a response in audio format.

 

hey How you doing having a good night hell yeah me too so Space Dad and i downloaded this recording app onto his phone, super fun, so we have this clyp account now anyway it makes it super easy to record answers for you guys, really fun, and as for YOU, """jean-luc"""", your answers are right here

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And hey SOMETHINGDIRE, by the way I do hella love that username, it's probably my favorite i've seen on here, you know, i just want to SCREAM it every time so that's fun. A lot of people were shitting bricks over what happened to my hands, it was like a huge accident, that was in school too actually, that's a story, that's a story for the ages that one, i've mentioned a couple times before that age 17 was a fucked up ride from start to finish for me and that whole thing with my hands was like the fucking zenith of it all, like the culmination of all the shit but yeah it was intense, a lot of people were like, shit, I mean not everyone can take that kind of shit, but hey hell yeah you should try something like that someday because here, like, it shows you a lot of things, like if you can get someone riled up or whatever they're gonna show you who they really are more than if you keep them chill all the time when you're speaking to them, you wanna see how solid a person is make them uncomfortable or throw them off or get them pissed or freaked out or something then believe me they will start turning inside out and you'll see what they're made of.

[SomethingDire]

 

And hey SOMETHINGDIRE, by the way I do hella love that username, it's probably my favorite i've seen on here, you know, i just want to SCREAM it every time so that's fun.

 

Aw, look at that compliment, such a lovely one~ Thank you.

 

 

A lot of people were shitting bricks over what happened to my hands, it was like a huge accident, that was in school too actually, that's a story, that's a story for the ages that one, i've mentioned a couple times before that age 17 was a fucked up ride from start to finish for me and that whole thing with my hands was like the fucking zenith of it all, like the culmination of all the shit but yeah it was intense, a lot of people were like, shit, I mean not everyone can take that kind of shit, but hey hell yeah you should try something like that someday because here, like, it shows you a lot of things, like if you can get someone riled up or whatever they're gonna show you who they really are more than if you keep them chill all the time when you're speaking to them, you wanna see how solid a person is make them uncomfortable or throw them off or get them pissed or freaked out or something then believe me they will start turning inside out and you'll see what they're made of.

 

I'm fine with pushing people's limits if they're letting me, (psychologically, in this case) and alright with having the same done to me if they're not trying to take advantage of me by doing that. You've definetly given me an idea, though, so thank you for that.[/code]

[mysonofrageandlove]

@SomethingDire, hell yeah, no problem, let me know how it goes, like seriously, I love the shit out of a good story and i like you, def like you a lot. Oh and for the rest of everybody, anybody who's looking at this with their eyeballs and processing the words into their brains and all that good shit, it's Space dad's birthday tomorrow so we're away on vacation and all that fun stuff which means neither of us are floating around on the computer as much as we usually are but you know I'm here we're here everyone's here, anybody wanna talk, I'm gonna see it, you know? Yeah you know, i Know you know, raised you right, haha.

[jean-luc]

In audio form, could you give more detail on what types of pain you do and don't like? And, why do you like it? Does that even make sense?

[SomethingDire]

@SomethingDire, hell yeah, no problem, let me know how it goes, like seriously, I love the shit out of a good story and i like you, def like you a lot.

 

You're a dear. Yeah, I'll post how it went after I get the chance to try it out on someone.

 

In audio form, could you give more detail on what types of pain you do and don't like? And, why do you like it? Does that even make sense?

 

Oh, it does. It could be explained by telling about how they came to like pain, for example: one could talk about if they think they were always like that-- maybe they've had a knack for it since they've known themselves. Or maybe it's something that's come into play by "outside" factors, maybe they saw someone inflict pain on someone else by whatever means and it triggered something within them. It could be the psychological pain they've been collecting over a period of time-- it could be a way for them to let it out.

 

Or it could be all of the above, or it may not be related to any of what I said. Or maybe it's all of what I've said and more.

 

Whatever it may be, I look forward to the answer.