Throw something at the next poster

[Tanaka Kanade]

I say "freeze!" then remember that I don't have my time machine anymore

 

I throw my shame and grief at the next poster

[Redacted System]

I dodge it. I throw love at the next poster <3

[Tanaka Kanade]

YASSSS!!!!

 

I throw my pure feeling of joy at the next poster <3<3<3

[Guest]

You threw joy at the ice queen, the ice queen is made of pure joy, it was ineffective.

 

[bear] That was very random, Dashie. I love it.

 

I accept your oath of fealty, and toss a fine wheat penny at the next poster.

[Tanaka Kanade]

Yay a collectible! Thank you!!!

 

I throw the wheat penny at the next poster

[Guest]

I'll give it back to Dashie?

 

Okay, i'll throw a fruit cake from 1985 at the next poster, it's still edible. I mean, it's no less edible than it was back then.

[Redacted System]

I dodge and it lands in a time portal back to 1985.

 

I throw Torea at the next poster.

[Guest]

Goggle disavows the word Torea and it ceases to exist.

 

The fruit cake goes unnoticed for over 3 billion cycles eventually it becomes stale and i notice this when i post.

 

I thow this fruitcake from 1985... ew, it looks stale, i'll just throw it out. Nvm.

[Redacted System]

Ow. It’s rock hard. Who knew 3 billion cycles would do that to a cake? Hold on, the cake’s not in one of the cycles now. Paradox!

 

I throw a coconut and a tractor at the next poster.

[Tanaka Kanade]

...wait, do you want me to use the tractor on the coconut? I... I can do that??? I think??? I've never tried!

 

I throw chocolate cake at the next poster