Throw something at the next poster

[Tanaka Kanade]

The weight of the world breaks my spinal cord and permanently cripples me, so now you really feel guilty! I can't throw anything at anyone anymore because I'm crippled

[Breloomancer]

I throw Tanaka Kanade at the next person

[Guest]

Catch her, hug her, throw her on, that's the dwarven tossing song. *whistling*

[Tanaka Kanade]

I use time travel to catch myself, thus creating a paradox and making the entire universe go boom bye-bye. But before I do this, I use my time machine to throw my time machine at the next poster

[Redacted System]

I dodge, use the time machine and throw it at Tanaka Kanade’s time machine before she travels back. Paradox never caused; problem solved.

 

I throw an apple at the next poster.

[Breloomancer]

I discover the law of gravity. Then me from the future appears in front of me and gives me his time machine. So I go back in time, change my name to Issac Newton, and tell everyone about the laws of motion. I also tell some people that I learned about this from getting hit on the head with an apple, but tell others a different story. I also steal a letter that was probably very important. After I'm done with that I go back to the present and give myself my time machine since I don't need it anymore.

 

I make a paper airplane out of the stolen letter and throw it at the next person

[Guest]

While practicing visualization flames accidentally shoot from the palms of my hands as I try to catch the letter. Dangit, first endless lucid dreams, now this!? I just want to practice visualization!!!! Suddenly I find myself floating outside my body. *LONG LOUD SIGH*

 

I cut and throw my silver cord at the next poster.

[solarchariot]

The silver cord slipped through a crack, a fissure in time due to all the recent time traveling events in my vicinity, snags the silver spoon out of my younger self's hand... I failed to catch the cord, and because of the lost spoon I grew up in poverty...

 

The hard e/nough life gave me character and a song, but character is over rated... I throw my character at...

[Guest]

...a tree, the tree responded with an 'oooooooooooooofffffff'

 

Throw a petite racoongirl at the next poster.

[solarchariot]

I catch the petite racoongirl... I have the claw marks to prove it... I may have a new system mate after that...

 

"ooof?" well, i guess that was better than the tree saying, 'run, forest, run...'

and then throw the jungle book at...