Throw something at the next poster

[Paranoid Llama]

AHHHH how the hell's this even work?????

 

Throws tulpa001 at the next poster

[Guest]

That user despawned from this forum some time ago, so did you.

 

Throws a basket of vengeful puppies. (They like earlobes.)

[Breloomancer]

Catches them and adopts them, making sure to never lower my head enough for them to bite. After a while they learn to trust me and I train them to stop biting. The dogs get old and die, one by one, each time bringing a new wave of sadness. Eventually I am left alone again, and all that's left of them are the memories we made and their ashes which I spread in my backyard. Eventually I die, and a few generations later everything forgets me.

 

*Throws the inescapable and inevitable law of entropy at the next person*

[Guest]

Captures it in stasis using an ideal Rankine cycle, uses said engine in my scooter to go buy some gum.

 

Throws the next person a Einstein–Rosen bridge to the delta quadrant. Say hi to Janeway if you see her.

[Bliss]

Sing's Captain Janeway's personal theme song:

 

Throws a planet with rainbow rings comprised of skittles to the next person...

[Guest]

News flash, "Riot at the clinic of the empowered for weight challenged over 60 saves earth from utter destruction by eating entire planet. Next up, how you can turn rainbow skittles into profit."

 

Throws 30 giga-tons of slightly dusty irradiated skittles at the next poster. They're worth nothing, sorry.

[Redacted System]

It misses. Then I paint them to look like normal Skittles and sell them on Gumtree. They are mailed in thick boxes made of lead. I now have a ridiculous amount of money.

 

Throws 10 million toxic baguettes at the next poster.

[Breloomancer]

Gets crushed by 10 million baguettes.

 

Throws a pair of asterisks at the next poster

[Guest]

**] caught them.

 

Carefully tosses a bag of rescued live pinkies at the next poster while i try to teach several snakes to eat synthetic meat made from cloned muscle cells.

[Breloomancer]

Gets confused about what a pinkie is and worries that Bear was referring to the fingers.

 

Throws the game