Throw something at the next poster

[Guest]

Catches moon rocks and returns them to my moons.

 

Throws a random NPC at the next poster.

[Tanaka Kanade]

I catch her and recruit her into my party

 

I throw her default equipment at the next poster (in exchange for money)

[solarchariot]

Turns out, she wasn't just an NPC, but the sister of the One; the one designated to bring balance back to the force, Luke Skywalker, because that was no moon... Your recruitment of her into your party prevented the One from sleeping with the sister before he knew she was the sister... I take her default equipment and build a lightsaber...

 

I use the force to throw an annoyed droid at the next person.

[Guest]

I anoint the annoyed droid, bring him into the fold, it's the way of the bear, then by doing so, turn him against his previous owner.

 

I relese him in the general direction of the next poster.

[Indigo Blue]

I eat him!

 

I throw a packet of Splenda sugar at the next poster

[Bliss]

What a horrible thing to throw at a person! You can't make a good tea with this! Artificial, backwards carbons, that don't integrate into the body nicely...

 

I apply heat and pressure and turn the carbons into diamonds, and throw ear rings at the next person.

[Redacted System]

I catch 'em! Too bad I don't have my ears pierced. Oh well, I might sell them or something.

 

I throw a truckload of cash at the next poster. I've got a lot to spare ;)

[Guest]

Use as kindling to start my dirt cheap unfiltered dirty coal power plants, free electricity for everyone! What could possibly go wrong?

 

I throw acid rain clouds at the next poster.

[Redacted System]

Ouch! They feel like Napstablook's tears. Well, that's not going to work! Futile! Futile! FUTILE!

Undertale reference if no one got it.

 

 

I throw an angry dummy at the next poster.

[Guest]

I throw a 1964 chevy corvair at the dummy, neither survived the crash.

 

I throw the book 'unsafe at any speed' at the next poster.