Post the Most Random Stuff You Can Think Of

[SeekingRedemption]

I used to produce pizza

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from my body

[Guest]

Salami and cheese?

[TurboSimmie]

Is this the "surprise me" tulpa game, but for humans? 🤔

[SeekingRedemption]

Deodorant is important... on your earlobe. And the dwarf said: "Lucifer, why aren't you in a guild?" so I said: "Guilds are for giraffes. I'm not a giraffe." with the as3 preview image! smells bad!

[Guest]

An optimist is sentenced to death:

"Oh that's fine, I was going to die eventually anyway."

 

If he was also an atheist:

"Worms gotta eat too ya know."

 

If he was also a god fearing man:

"It's God's will."

 

If he was a Christian:

"Jesus has saved me."

 

If he was a Catholic:

"I repent everything!... Wait, when am I going to die? 20 years of appeals? I'll repent later, I've got more sinnin to do."

 

 

 

Edited May 25, 2021 by Bear

[SeekingRedemption]

It’s a mole rat smooshed between 2 concrete slabs by the damn phone company.

[Guest]

AT&T is more evil than Disney 

[Guest]

Where am I?

[Guest]

Puppies are cuter than hamsters but hamsters don't grow up. 

[Guest]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC (Caution is Loud)