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[Guest]

No one knows the plan, it's the way of the bear.

[Redacted System]

But neither Ashley, Dashie or Misha are bears I don’t think...

[Guest]

[Misha] Is anyone really a bear? Well, we are 'System Bear'.

[Redacted System]

First we must look at the definition of “bear”. Google has several definitions, but here is the one that applies:

 

“a large, heavy mammal which walks on the soles of its feet, having thick fur and a very short tail. Bears are related to the dog family but have an omnivorous diet.”

 

And bears are related to dogs apparently. There’s a fun fact that may or not be actually fun and may or may not actually be a fact (we all know Google, Microsoft and Apple are spying on us and are nearly as evil as Disney).

[Guest]

Dogs and Bears are in the same family.

[Redacted System]

So, therefore you have dogs?

[Guest]

In my family? Yes. Do I have them? No.

[Redacted System]

So your system and dogs are in the same family but you don’t have dogs as part of your family...

[Guest]

No dogs allowed... i was talking about the family carnivora

[Redacted System]

What’s wrong with doggos?