Counter Claims!

[Guest]

No, what's anime?

 

I'm not original.

[Matsuri]

False. All people are original, no matter what others say. The chances of someone sharing the same DNA as you is 1/(2^6,400,000), which is basically 0

 

0 is infinite

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

As deceptive as its circular shape is, 0 is actually the opposite of infinite, that is to say, nothing at all

Nothing is not something

[Matsuri]

Nothing is indeed something. It's a no-thing, which is an important thing that makes up the laws of our universe

 

The universe is fake

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

Now, I get that the universe isn't very authentic - it did fake going to rehab just to sell more records. But it's a bit harsh to call the universe fake!

I have COVID-19

[Matsuri]

You have a cold and it's gonna be fine

 

This is the steins;gate world-line

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

Then how come all of John Titor's predictions turned out to be wrong?

John Titor predicted the coronavirus

[Josie]

Coronavirus was a thing before covid19.

 

I'm autistic. 

[Tanaka Kanade]

I haven’t seen the official certificate of diagnosis!

 

Or have I?

[Josie]

HIPAA would prevent that

 

I drank tea this morning